| Do you believe in love at first sight? How about love at first email?? Think it can't happen to you? Don't fool yourself. Think that virtual love can't hurt as much as real love when if falls apart? Do you think you can't possibly fall in love with a person you've never met?? That it can't happen to you? Think again. Love can be a painful proposition no matter how you stumble into it. So don't kid yourself that a virtual friendship doesn't contain the same potential for love and disaster that any other friendship does. |
| So you found the secret link... You sly dog, you This page is for those who have loved and lost on the net... |
| Woman's Bedtime Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's not afraid to admit when he's wrong, One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he doesn't wait six weeks, I pray that he is gainfully employed, He won't lose his cool when he's annoyed Pulls out my chair & opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more, Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Who knows just what to say when I ask, "How big is my behind?" One who'll make love 'til my body's a twitchin', and brings me a sandwich TOO when he goes to the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me no end, and would never compare me to his last girlfriend. Thank you in advance. Now I'll just wait, for I know you will send him before it's too late. |
| There are pros to this though, when the sometimes-inevitable break-up does occur. You never have to see that person again. That allows for quick healing. Although the void in your email "traffic" will be tough to fill, if you try, you can fall back on your internet friends to pull you through it. You can also "disappear" by switching from, say, Yahoo Messenger to ICQ or some other instant messenger program. Another solution is to build a web page devoted to the soul eater who derailed your life. Something really embarassing and incriminating, perhaps, with lots of illicit photographs if you've got em. And as an added bonus, you can email the URL to all of his friends, so that they can see his "memorial" as well. He should squirm, too. Why should you be the only one to suffer? Those things sure do make the rounds quickly, almost guaranteeing a speedy return to that man who wronged you, or better yet, to his new significant other, which, in my book, beats putting a flaming bag of dog shit on his step and ringing the door bell EVERY TIME...although that also has a certain appeal... LOL. Whatever works for you. Still, Revenge is a dish best eaten cold. Do you want to make that evil, using, conniving, deceiving bastard pay for what he did to you? Make sure the next time you see him you look good enough to eat. Get your hair and nails done. Buy a new outfit. Act like you barely remember who he is, and then, if you can, make sure that you have the handsomest, most charming man on your arm, fawning over your every word. Pay the guy if you have to. That, my friends, will make him wonder what he gave up, if he did the right thing, if it was wise to mistreat you like he did. Maybe he missed something, that your NEW guy ISN'T missing. Maybe he should've been nicer to you. Maybe he made a MISTAKE in letting you go, because you are obviously so terrific. It was obviously HIS character flaw, not yours. Besides... if you act like your world has fallen apart since he left, you confirm all his reasons for dumping you in the first place. You confirm your "LOSER" status. He did the right thing in getting rid of you. And we do want him to pay, don't we, ladies? Like the old adage says, "The best revenge is living well." That, or putting him in the dog pound... |
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| Or how about a little virtual voodoo... |
