~ You're very self-assured, did anyone ever tell you that?
~ I tell myself that every day. - Kat, Pat
Brooke exercised. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands.- Elle, Legally Blonde
There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's credit card.- Saleswoman, Legally Blonde
I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.- Elle
Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.-Elle
Excuse me, I have some shopping to do!-Elle
You're gonna ruin your shoes.-Warner, Legally Blonde
Do you think she woke up one morning and said: I think I'll go to law school today.- Prof., Legally Blonde
(You got into Harvard Law?) What? Like, it's hard?- Warner, Elle
Because men are just big fat retards. -Elle
You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde!-Elle
Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.- Enrique, Legally Blonde
Bend and snap!- Elle
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.- Sparky, Bring it on
Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!- Bring it on
Our next defeat is scheduled for Tuesday.- Announcer, Bring it on
~ You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
~ When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground.- Les, Torrance, BIO
Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys.- Sparky
A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy- Cher, Clueless.
~Do you like Billie Holiday?
~I love him!- Christian, Cher- Clueless
~ Was I the only one listening?I thought it reeked.
~ No I believe that's your designer imposter perfume- Amber, Cher
Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV. - DMV guy, Clueless
Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.-Cher
The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.- Cher's dad
They call him Snooky because Fool was taken.- Save the Last Dance
He said he'd call tomorrow, but in boy time that meant Thursday.- Cher
I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.- Travis, Clueless
(So, what did you do in school today?)
Well, I broke in my purple clogs.-Cher
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?-Cher
Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie- Cher
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.- Cher's dad
So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather, or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?-Cher