| Traffic Jam |
| Not Between The Toes |
| A self interview. Who is Traffic? Traffic is a 30-something single chick. I have a cat & a dog, I own my home and I've been working in radio since 1992. What kinds of things do you like (specific)? I like laughing. I like pizza with pepperoni and pineapple. I like people that don't take life too seriously, who aren't concerned with being politically correct, but at the same time aren't bigots. I like reading the Sunday funnies. I like chocolate ice cream. I like Coca-cola. I like learning new things. I like mowing my lawn. I like my pets. I like people who are smart, but aren't worried that other people know they're smart. I like Bugs Bunny. What do you dislike? I don't like bigots. I don't like sushi. I don't like mean people. I have a problem with stupid people (not the ones that don't know they're stupid - the ones that know they're not brilliant, but believe they are). I don't like liverwurst. I don't like Pepsi-cola. I don't like people who don't at least attempt to use correction punctuation and capitalization. I don't like people who cut me off in traffic, or people who, when you let them in front of you, don't acknowledge with a wave. I don't like hot climates (except for vacation). Turn-ons? A great sense of humor. Patience. The ability to laugh at oneself. Broad shoulders. Broad chest. Turn-offs? Bigots. Idiots. Smoking. What do you look for in a partner? First of all, you're assuming I want one. A sense of humor. The ability to hold their own in a conversation. Tell me what your perfect evening is. I don't think I've had one, so I don't know. What is your favorite (no longer in first run) television show? M*A*S*H What movie is there that you cannot pull yourself away from if you come across it whilst flipping channels? Steel Magnolias and Troop Beverly Hills (don't ask!) What is your favorite book/movie? Book? To Kill a Mocking Bird - Harper Lee Movie? It's a toss up...either "The Princess Bride" or "Fight Club" How did you end up on Jeopardy!? And why didn't you bet it all? I took a test. Passed it. They liked me. So I got to be on the show. And I choked. |
| Who Am I? |