Hooked On The Net...... My Name Is TommyT I Am Addicted To The Internet... I Have Created My Very Own Web Group "Hooked On The Net"... This is Me TommyT Founder of Hooked On The Net This page was created to make you aware that you too, may be an internet junkie just like me....Please enjoy your visit Also, you will have an opportunity below to meet the other Charter Members of my group Please e-mail me for sign up information below as well.... My Theme Song.... (sung to the verse of Walking In The Winter Wonderland) Doorbell rings,I'm not list'nin' From my mouth,drool is glist'nin' I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's beard on my cheek, Same clothes from last week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by;they shake me, Saying,"Yo,man!" Don't you know that life keeps moving on?" With a listless shrug,I mutter,"No,man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone,don't send faxes, Don't go out,don't pay taxes, Who cares if someday They drag my ass away? I'm happily addicted to the Web! Membership Perks....... A brand new "Java" equipted modem A versatile "all your needs"PC chair Signs Of Addiction 1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!" 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer. 7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car. 8. Tech support calls YOU for help. 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out." 10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. 11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. 12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. 13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. 14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago. 15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. 16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy. 17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile. 18. You say......."Where did the time go??" 19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on. 20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods....... 22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small 23. You think faster than the computer. <----Not difficult for me 24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**. 25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you. 26. You're on the phone and say BRB. 27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes. 28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP". 29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead. 30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life. MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS... 12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web. 12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! Some Of My Internet Junkie Friends That Are Charter Members Of "Hooked On The Net" Stroker...Co-Founder... La Bamba...President... Ta2zmn and his wife...Vice President & Secretary E-mail Me Below If You Are Interested In Joining This Wonderful Group I will send you all the information ASAP Internet Junkies...Please Sign My GuestBook Below... Background set provided by:Country TidBits This site was created with love on January 31, 2002 All scripts used on this site came from Dynamic Drive & JavaScript Source This website is owned, designed, updated and maintained by me,~Kimmers~ All graphics and content are ©Country Tidbits Graphics 2001 & 2002, all rights reserved. I created this site in fun for my husband Tommy(Love You Babe!)