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| like laura, you too could fall victim to the tramp wine |
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| It is a year that will go down in history as 'The Year of the Tramp Wine'. The cheap yet, ahem, 'delicious' substance was founded in the year 2003 and has become irresistable to the tase buds of Becky High girls ever since. Well, what can we say - we are just an extremely sophisticated bunch of girlies. However, by abusing the intake of this liquid we have caused outrage in supermarkets across the south-east by causing them to have a permanent shortage of the infamous tramp wine. For this reason they have cursed all BHS tramp wine consumers! We have fallen victims to the tramp wine *dramatic music*. Rules of the curse are as follows - 1.Short Term Memory Loss..."I'm sorry but I so did not pull him last night'. etc 2.Short Periods of Black-Outs..."Huh?!How did I manage to miss all of that!?" 3.Malfunctioning Taste-Buds..."Smirnoff,Malibu,Champagne,Beer and Vodka DOES taste great together'. 4.Inability to control ones legs..."No No the taxi is this way...' 5.Some kind of retina disease which causes the eye to misinterpret certain beings...'OMG I've never noticed what a fine specimen Luke is'. And last and by far the worst of all... 5.A tendancy to lose all trace of any photogenic capability you may have had *dramatic music again* (this point will be evident in many of the photos shown on this site) Curse of the Tramp Wine - You Have Been Warned... |
| WARNING!! Scientific research has provided us, the poor, unsuspecting consumers of tramp wine, with further information on its tendency to inhabilitate even the most wary of people. A study of numerous Becky High girls has proven that tramp wine has long term effects which can prove fatal. People have been finding the likes of one, Alex Band (yes, the woman from the calling), attractive. One victim of this is Caroline Barnett. We can only assume that the tramp wine is responsible for many of her other oddities, which include listening to Busted, and forgetting to get dressed when going to parties. FACFC (or Find A Cure For Caz) is happy to accept any donations to help prevent this insanity from continuing. Just email your credit card number to trampwine@yahoo.co.uk. Please hurry, as we do not know how long she has left. |
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| HE'S BEEN DRINKING TRAMP WINE.. HAVE YOU? |
| STIMPY: TRAMP WINE DRINKER AND WORD MISPRONOUNCER EXTRAORDINAIRE |
| NAME - Mr Stimpson SPECIAL POWERS - Inability to talk like a normal person, inducer of extreme boredom, teller of amazing physics-related jokes (haha geneRIGHTors.. good one stimpy) FEARS AND PET PEEVES - Lauren Leese, the correct pronounciation of the word 'on' (yeah its a toughy) HE LIKES TO SAY - 'fundementally...', 'put your lab coats oooooon'. |
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| WASTED >>> |
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| AH KIRI, YOU KNEW WE'D GET THIS ON HERE SOMEHOW... |
| <<THERE REALLY IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS. |
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| Like what you see? Then sign the guest book bitch. |
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| Ali is scared...are you? |
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| <<< Please Give Generously...FACFC |
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| <<<Can you see the resemblance yet???? |