Stupid Quotes

Although we are all highly intelligent people we all have our off days. You've all said something and regretted it shortly afterwards and then we, being the lovely friends that we are, won't let you forget it. We've had our moments (some more than others and mentioning no names *cough*ali/kiri*cough*...) but we thought we would share those misfortunate cock ups with you...

" I don't like wearing clothes" - Kiri (meaning in winter she doesn't like wearing many layers...well she certainly made that clear...ahem...)

" I don't like birds that fly" - Laura

"Can you catch dyslexia?" - Hana

"Oh My God! My toes are bleeding" - Claire " No, that's just the fluff from your red socks" - Caz

"It's hissing! Dogs don't hiss!"- Kiri

"Aww this is nice we haven't had a foursome in ages..." - Ali

"Whats a knob? Is this a knob?" - Kiri

"But do they have girly nights with lambrini and ice cube penis's?" - Ali

"What the hell is the pom test? I wanna do the pom test" - Laura "WTF?! Pom test? Its PORN Laura you spaz, not POM" - Zara Hana Caz

"Find me the porn" - Kiri (yes, its exactly as it sounds :P)

"Do ducks fly? " - Laura

"Ali, don't go to bed before we take off my top" - Caz

"Bless men and their willies" - Hana

"You know who Jimi Hendrix is don't you?" - Laura "Yes!...He's the guy that made the muppets" - Kiri

"Well the question here is what is perfection?" - Mrs H in Psychology "Plastic Surgery" - Charlie

"His clothes smelt of sausages" - A poor unsuspecting blue person talking about tramps aparently...