Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more
" honey, i think our kids are becoming strangers to us."
" I don't know honey, we're not that strange."
I'm well traveled. not really, my mind just wanders alot
I used to be person of vision, until the drugs wore off...
Evening News is where they say "good evening" then preoceed to tell you why it isn't
It matters not whether you win or lose, it only matters whether i win or lose
they say hard work never hurts, but why take the chance?
If we dont take care of our customers, maybe they'lll stop bugging us...
- On apathy
There are no stupid questions, but there are alot of inquisitive idiots.
In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
if a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you you probably have a very easy job, the kind robots will be doing soon.
Cocaine is gods ways of saying your making too much money.
If it's funny then it doesn't have to make sense
I like looking at your butt. I look at it every once in a while. It is nice and your gorgeous