| Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| " honey, i think our kids are becoming strangers to us." " I don't know honey, we're not that strange." |
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| I'm well traveled. not really, my mind just wanders alot | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I used to be person of vision, until the drugs wore off... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Evening News is where they say "good evening" then preoceed to tell you why it isn't | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| It matters not whether you win or lose, it only matters whether i win or lose | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| they say hard work never hurts, but why take the chance? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If we dont take care of our customers, maybe they'lll stop bugging us... - On apathy |
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| There are no stupid questions, but there are alot of inquisitive idiots. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| if a pretty poster and a cute saying is all it takes to motivate you you probably have a very easy job, the kind robots will be doing soon. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cocaine is gods ways of saying your making too much money. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If it's funny then it doesn't have to make sense | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I like looking at your butt. I look at it every once in a while. It is nice and your gorgeous | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||