| Victor of the Parkinsons. usually naked, out of tune, and alarmingly intoxicated, they hail from a country that recently pelted Nickleback offstage. There's no question if the Parkies are are rock or not, but Victor's here to confirm it anyway. 1. Do you have a mission statement? CONQUER THE WORLD AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE 2. Smoking is a) cool b) not cool or c) it’ll give you cancer C 3. Whats the most rocknroll motherfucker thing you’ve done? BIRTH 4. What’s in your garage? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A ROOM. MY GARAGE IS THE STREETS OF LONDON. 5. If you could be the support for any band ever, who would it be? THE CRAMPS 6. The Strokes – load of shit or bigger than Jesus? JESUS SHITS ON THE STROKES 7. Who is the epitome of rock n roll excess? FIDEL CASTRO 8. Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever thrown up on/ punched drunkedly? THE BOUNCERS AT CARGO 9. What’s on your collective record player right now? KID CREOLE AND THE COCONUTS 10. Any words of rock n roll wisdom for the readers? GET A LIFE BOYS! |
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