Adam and Eve the first ever human beings, made by God Almighty, God Himself. A question that has been asked throughout the ages is..."What race were Adam and Eve?" To answer the question this question we must look back through time, back through all the blood lines of man, back to the oldest bloodline of them all.
The Arabs and The Jews. These two races have been around for yonks, so it makes sense that they were the first ever yet how can we have two races?
Simple. Adam and Eve were two seperate races. Lets assume (as our organisation has since it's begining) that Adam was the Arab and Eve was the Jew. After all Adam the Arab sounds much better than the non-rhyming Adam the Jew and we all know God likes rhymes, like the psalms etc.
Now what happened after their creation is really what turned things sour for generations to come. Eve was the first to sin and through that sin her blood became like dirty, foul, smelly, bad tasting, animal dropping filled, dead bodies floating in water. Now we all know that inside your blood are your Jeans, microscopic organs that decided what you'll look like, your sexual preferance, your taste in music, your religion, your skin color, your race, your favourite food and top 10 movies of all time. So when Eve's blood, through sin became contaminated so did her jeans. Now as you can see from the chart when the Arab and Jew blood mixed, instead of the expected half arab half jewish kids, chance and genetics pissed in everyone's eye by giving one full blooded jew (Abel) and one full blooded obviously much darker in skin tone arab (Cain).
I know what your all thinking by this stage: "But wasn't Abel the good one?"
WRONG!!!! IDIOT!!! Despite folklore, stories and the holy bible, which we base our organisation and lives Abel was the "Bad Guy". We have succesfully mistranslated and misintreprited the Bible to make it insinuate and vagely suggest what we want it too and what we got was proof that Abel was in the wrong. Whilst we're not denying that Cain killed his brother, we argue that it was in righteous self defence.
How you ask? Allow me to show you Explanitory Chart 2: