| Trapper Quotes |
| "Suppose we died and went into the army?" "Somebody sneaked in here and committed a neatness!" "I'm standing straight. The country's crooked." "Quiet, will you? The man is trying to be dull. Go ahead, Frank, dull away." "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure?" "Oh, it's a great operation. All we need is a doctor and a patient." "If you were a patient, would you trust you?" |
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