| Charles's Quotes |
| "In the first case I don't sweat, I perspire. And in the second case, I don't perspire." "I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat" "Know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer." "Carbon paper in the safe -- what brilliant foresight! In only 2000 years it will turn into diamonds!" "MASH? That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it?" "For me, music was always a refuge from miserable experiences. Now it will always be a reminder." "Tis better to have loved and lost, then to never... oh, give me a drink." |
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