okay, so here is the deal with clown fantasies: it is the only  zine I've ever done (until PsychPix is done), and I am quite proud of it. I'm on the 6th issue now, and they keep getting thicker and thicker. and here is why I am proud, in my humble opinion: they are not your typical zine, they are pretty much without filler (no record reviews, no boring band interviews, no ads, no boring shit), and they are made up entirely of material that I have written, found, made or stolen.  Content-wise, they are pretty much (like this website) my personal (though definitiely not a "perzine", it's more culture-view perspecitive) clearing house and soapbox, but unlike most zinesters, i think I usually have some interesting stuff to share...and if I touch upon the more common topics, I think I at least strive to give a less than common view point, and I try to delve into ideas, emotions and thoughts...I'm quite sick of reading and writing fluff pieces (remember college anyone?) so I'm trying to do something about it.  But don't worry, I don't get very academic usually, it's more on the exploration (ranting and raving) tip.  So here are covers and synopsises for the 6 issues available (3-6 are much better than 1 and 2).  You can get them from me or breaking world records.  There is a long interview with me about the zine on their website Here.  All of the found letters and documents will be or have been scanned into the found stuff sections of this website, as also the case with some of the color artwork that didn't translate as well to photocopy.  Oh yes, I don't have a photocopy hookup right now and it's killing me, if anyone has a good one, please let me know, I might give you head as an exchange. 
as a warning, I can be a callous and opinionated person in print, but I'm usually nice in person...usually. that being said, try not to get offended, because I offer up some offcolor sentiments, and some of the art is definitely in the disturbing/weird/offensive category.
yes, now get them all.
george has said that it is his fave zine of all time, and it brings a tear to my eye.
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dan
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Clown Fantasies USA
issue two has the best cover of them all, and features the infamous (mostly) underage-girl moustache survey.  Besides that it has book reviews, a couple of triple-feature movie themenight suggestions and the usually whacked out art and found stuff.  probably the thinnest and fluffiest of all of the issues.