Attack of the Travisaliens: Scene 1 (Miri)

Narrator: On the tenth of October, 1996...

*A giant record is descending from the sky. As it lands...*

Giant record: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I would really like to talk with you...

Melody Maker magazine person: What was that?

Other Melody Maker magazine person: I don't know, but let's make it our record of the week!

*A light flashes from the giant record, and four figures emerge. For all intents and purposes they appear to be a marginally overgrown pixie, the lost fifth member of Blur, the lost fifth member of Weezer, and a bear-like creature with really weird facial hair.*

Pixie: We are the Fran. Resistance is futile.

*Instruments appear, and the band begins to play.*

*One All I Want To Do Is Rock later, several red stars bearing the letter T float into the sky, and an airborne goldfish swins past.*

Narrator: The people were, rightfully, terrified. Who were this band from outer space? What were they doing on earth? Why was resistance futile? And how the hell did they get a flying goldfish? The reason would soon become all too apparent. Meanwhile, the giant record had begun to replicate itself. Soon there were 750 of them!

*Cut to records rolling around, looking for somebody to play them*

Narr: These were no ordinary records. For this was no ordinary band.....

Stay tuned...