| FEATURES - It may be mad but you'll be glad you did it |
| Travis rhymes. I made some kind of Travis-related joke and someone asked me what I was talking about, and I told her she wouldn't understand because only a Fran fan can. And I didn't stop there! Now's your chance to add your own... |
| Only The Fran Man Can |
| What's The Deal With Neil? |
| Andy's in a bandy |
| Dougie's as snuggie as a buggie in a ruggie |
| Andy is dandy eye candy. - Luv |
| Twas muggy the night Dougie cut the ruggy. - Luv |
| Did Neil steal the orange peel? - Luv |
| Fran's plan for the band is grand - Luv |
| The man named Fran said "I think I can" and threw the pan at Dan. - Eli |
| Neil squealed as he went on a ferris wheel. - Eli |
| Andy is playing in the sandy with his child candy. - Eli |
| Dougie needs a huggy. - Eli |
| No, sorry only Dougie drives a chuggy buggy. - Kate |
| Douglas Payne got soaked in the rain. Poor wet Doug, you give him a hug. Now you're all wet too. Damn. - Miri |
| Fran is the man with a plan. - Birta |
| Neil made a meal out of an orange peel. - Birta |
| Andy comes in handy with eating candy. - Birta |
| Dougie keeps a ruggy in his buggy. - Birta |
| Fran, Fran. He's the man. If he can't do it, nobody can. I hope you understand :). - Crys |
| Fran in the can, what a riot man! - Dougie's Girl |
| Neil concealed a bunch of film reels. - Crys |
| Neil can't conceal his appeal. - Dougie's Girl |
| Andy loves Mandy's candies and he keeps them handy. - Crys |
| Andy is dandy sandy candy. - Dougie's Girl |
| Doug has a jug full of mugs and keeps them snug under a rug that he hugs until he chugs milk with pugs. - Crys |
| Doug has a mug that I dug. - Dougie's Girl |