(aka Sterling's Silver Leroy Kelly)

        Feel free ta drool all you'z wantz, just make sure ta dry de keyboard fer de next guy (he he).

        Don't worry, I'm just lookin'at de remote (I'll chew it later-when yer not watchin')

        Tip #1: Dad an Mom don't like it when ya chew up de remote.

        What is it Bugs?, lemme see.

        Tip #3: Bunnies really like ta be cleaned and kissed by Bullies.

        Shhh....I'm dreamin' 'bout 
        Crunch 'n Munch (I love it, lots).

        Tip #5: If ya prop yer chin up, ya can breath better....but be careful dat de prop don't roll away

        Here's a flower dat I picked jus' fer you, Mom :)

        Tip #4: Mom don't like it when ya dig up all de flowers-even as a present.

        I don' yike dis puppy. He's barkin' at me!!

        Tip #7:  Don't judge a Bullie by it's cover.... dis one has goodies inside it's tummy.

        What's so funny?  It's a spechul "Bully Pool", you neber seen one before?

        Tip #6: If ya sit down in da water right away...er....it's really cold on yer bottom

        Now, dis is jus' humiliatin'.

        Tip #9: When yer Mom calls ya, real sweet like, an she's gigglin'.........run da udder way!!!

        Why do ya keep flashing dat ting at me?  I'm jus' mindin' my own business.

        Tip #8: Don't turn yer back on yer humanz, dey'll prob'ly take a pitchur of it.

        Shhh.......I'm dreamin' 'bout kitties an' I don' wanna wake-up.

        Tip #2: If ya sleep wit yer tongue out, it will get VERY dry.

          What are ya lookin' at?

        Tip #10: If ya sleep at yer Mom's desk, she'll know ya love her.

         

        Choppy the Lovable Beast

        He's ugly, but at the same time cute,
        But ya better pray he doesn't poot.
        He can clear a room like no other,
        That's him, my stinky little brother.

        Desperate to play with a kitty,
        Almost demanding your pity.
        Pathetic, but in the cutest way,
        But always so eager to play.

        He's got the very biggest of hearts,
        But again, the very rankest of farts.
        But we love him nonetheless,
        Yes, our Choppy is the Best!

        Jessica Traw    2003

         

        How 'bout emailin' me sometime?

         

           


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