THIS IS MY SON CHRIS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND JENELLE: CHRIS IS A HANDSOME DEVIL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS. HE'S WORKING HARD AND STAYS OUT OF TROUBLE SO I BOUGHT CHRIS (IMPORTED FROM TAIWAN MIND YOU) A BRAND NEW SPORTS UTILITY VEHICLE. AT FIRST HE WAS NOT, AS ONE WOULD SAY, A HAPPY CAMPER, BUT SINCE THE RISING GAS PRICES HE'S THANKFUL AND HAPPIER THAN A FOX IN A HENHOUSE.
