My Favorite Quotes
"So the combination is 1 2 3 4 5 ... That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

-- Rick Moranis as Dark Helmet in
Spaceballs

"1 2 3 4 5? That's incredible! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

-- Mel Brooks as President Skroob in
Spaceballs
"The question I'm asking is this:  Are we happier as a human race? Is the world fundamentally a better place because of science and technology?"

"We shop at home, we surf the Web, but at the same time we feel emptier, lonelier, and more cut off from each other than at any other time in human history..."

"We're looking for the meaning. Well what is the meaning? We have mindless jobs, we take frantic vacations. Deficit finance trips to the mall to buy more things that we think are gonna fill these holes in our lives. I mean, is it any wonder that we've lost our sense of direction?"

-- Matthew McConaughey as Palmer Joss in
Contact
"... and I end up being this pathetic person who's waiting around to see some... some glimmer of the way he used to be with me, and it hasn't been that way in so long..."

-- Jennifer Love Hewitt as Sarah in "Party of Five"
"Honey, you got REAL ugly..."

"This is my BOOM STICK!"

"Shop smart, shop S-Mart."

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun..."

-- Bruce Campbell as Ash in
Army of Darkness
"Chicks Hate Me"

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me ..."

"Music is life, the rest is just detail"

"I AM the black sheep!"

"Keep staring, I might do a trick"

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the             same"

-- My shirts, purchased from
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