Description: I told myself I would never write one of those "the Captain's pregnant" fanfics but this little dialogue has been running through my head for months and I had to get it out.

Disclaimer:  Paramount owns it all, I am but a lowly fan but I am sooooooooo not happy with them, they can BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: PG maybe only G

I'm What?

By: Katy Jane

"I'm WHAT?"
"You're Pregnant"
"Wh...but how?"
"Well, Captain, when a man and a woman..."
"That's not what I meant and you know it! What about my birth control? I thought it was suppose to be 100% accurate."
"Actually it's 99.9999999999..."
"I get the picture Doctor"
"So...who's the father?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"Well, I think its safe to assume its not Michael Sullivan"
"Good assumption, now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do."
"Fine, come back next week for a check up. Computer, deactivate EMH."
"Janeway to Chakotay, meet me in my ready room, we have something we need to discuss."

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