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President George W Bush invited MTGS to interview him about past presidents of the USA and the current crisis in Iran, in his vast garden which hasnt actualy got any rides or a zoo like it shows you on 'telly. MTGS: Thankyou for inviting us here Mr President its a great honour GWB: Whats honour mean? MTGS: Who's your favourite president from past history? GWB: Orrrrrmm I would have to say oooooooorrm Richard Nixon MTGS: Most people wouldn't agree with you there, for one the Watergate scandal which killed kevin Costner's career, and secondly the Vietnam war which was fought by 19 year olds in Korea Japan. GWB: Ooorrrm well thats your opinion.... orrmmm I liked it! I like sea movies!! MTGS: Do you get flack from people being the son of a former president (Abraham lincoln) ? GWB: Oorrm aye sometimes, people seem to think Daddy paid my way into politics but they dont know fuck all!! MTGS: The rest of the world thinks that you just want a war with Iran so you can get your greedy hands on oil, what would you say to that? GWB: Orrm I feel we have an obligation to protect the oil orrm, world from cunts like Prince Naseem. He has chemical and biological weaponary, he has enough firepower to kill 1 million oil drums.......(My oil! Mine!) MTGS: Do you have any photo's of that person that sucked your widgie in your Whitehouse Office? GWB: No Daddy is gettin 'em deeeeeeveloped rayt nar! Oooorrrm I hope they come out!Max Speilmans are usualy good though! MTGS: What was your first thoughts on the september 11th attacks? GWB: Ooooorrrm I thought "Oh great! The plan is working! We let the Taliban attack New York just like the Japs did with Pearl Barley and , Bob's your Uncle....we have a legitimate excuse or reason to bomb Afghanistan then Iraq! (No! Don't you be using that there boy! That is confeeedential!!!!) Use this instead!..... I thought, "Oh ma garrddd how much is this gonna cost and how much money and oil was destroyed ? But I put taxes up now I'm 'A OK'! aye. MTGS: Most of the world finds you a greater threat to humanity than almost any other. How do you see this effecting your future as President? GWB: Ooooooorm.......I see this as a compliment! I believe it is every citizen's duty to own at least 10 guns and if anyone kills their peers, they should see it as target practice! (As long as it's not me!) Saddam Hussein is a right cunt thy norrz! He told my kids that he's gonna slash their throyts en then eat em for 'is snap! It's true thy norrz! We looked at the carpet for a minute, then briefly cried. MTGS:I have one final question. Do you still have that Valkirie warrior outfit from that Babooshka video you did in the early 80s? GWB: Ooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmm, orrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm, orrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm!'A think it's still in 'mi Mam's loft! I 'ant 'sin it for years! A think Peter Gabrielle wore it when he bummed that Phil Collins bloke off of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"Oooooooooorrrrrrm...... oil! MTGS: President Bush, GET FUCKED!!!! Mr Bush held a 3 day old baby up in front of his face when we pointed at him! |
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