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| MTGS Interviews David Blaine, TV's illusionist and utter cheat! |
| MTGS: Good afternoon David. Tell me, what stunt have you planned next? D.B.: Welllll........I'm kinda planning.....to hang 400 feet up in a crane, suspended by dental floss. MTGS: When you say "Dental Floss", do you really mean "Hidden wires" and some fake floss? D.B.: Yes. MTGS: How long do you expect to hang there? D.B.: I intend.....to hang........for .....8 days. MTGS: When you say you intend to hang there for 8 days, you really mean you'll hang there an hour, then have the searchlights off for ten minutes whilst an assistant swaps places every so often, edit that piece out, like in the tower trick and the ice one? D.B.: Yes. MTGS: So, the illusions are mainly televisiual crap, staged and edited. The real audience knows exactly how it's done because they are there. D.B.: Yes. MTGS: Tell me David, how the fuck do you get away with that crap levitation trick, which, incidentally, isn't even one of your own?! D.B.: Well......as you probably know........., it's that shitty little trick where I appear to rise about an inch from the ground simply......by raising one foot off the ground........whilst my heel on the other......foot is raised.......It only works, ........from a certain.....angle. Then I use a crane......when the audience...has gone.....and I'm lifted 5 foot up......in front of....some extras dressed slightly....similar to the audience...... Then they edit the original audience's....reaction into it........ MTGS: Yes, complete bollocks and cheating the gullible again! D.B.: Yes. MTGS: But some of your close up tricks are quite well executed. Why don't you just stick to them? D.B.: Well........I like to steal the.....limelight..... I want to be David Coverdale off of magic shows an that......aye. MTGS: See this fist? D.B.: Yes....I can feel the magic happening there....... MTGS: You didn't see this though! (Hits David over the face with a spanner!!) D.B.: Oou.........ch!!!!!!!! David is now doing a stunt where he remains motionless, in a bed, with only a saline drip for sustainence, for 7 weeks! |
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| Blaine without camera effects.(Yesterday). |
| "Birds' Knickers!" As they say in the UK." (David Blaine, right taxi driver look-alike and cheat.) |
| After this interview was carried out, Blainey did a different stunt *illusion* where , as you remember, he appeared to live for forty days in a perspex box suspended over the London Bridge or something. We recently pinned the bastard down, and he had this to admit. "Yes, ...the magic was really an...illusion.... I swapped places every so often with my look alike "The Master" off of Dr Who. This happened when the cherry picker came up to wash the screen at night. I'd simply pop out for a meal and then bum Georgie Bush there. I love Bush, he supports both us Israelis and the Saudi royal family....Hmmmmmm....I can feel the oil there happening!" We kicked his real face in for ten minutes until we got a rate sweat on thannorz!! |