MTGS: Hello there mr moore and welcome

Dm: Mr Moore?

MTGS:Rumour has it that you died not so long ago in a wheelchair accident but here you are alive and well can you explain for us please?

DM: I've never been in a wheelchair in my life and I'm only 25 years old, who wrote these questions?

MTGS: Did you cry when your long time friend Peter Cook died?

DM:I think your getting me mixed up with Dudley Moore I'm Dave Dickenson from bargain hunt on the BBC.

MTGS: So you did cry or you didnt?

DM: (Silence)

MTGS: Do you still play the piano Dudley?

DM: Look my name is David understand!

MTGS: Rumour has it dudley is that you shagged that bird Beu Bridges off of that movie "10" is it true?

DM:I've had enough of this shit please show me where the door is and unhandcuff me

MTGS: We have seen your new antique show on the telly and we are big fans of it here on MTGS how did your show Changing Rooms come about?

DM:Get fucked!

MTGS:Now we have a suprise for you (we bring in a copper plated 17th century nappy) could you please put a price on this for us as we hope to sell it at Chappel auctions in Castleford.

DM:(Cries)We think at this moment he was crying because we mentioned Peter 'OTool his comedy partner and good friend.

MTGS:We are honoured dudley for this chance to interview you we hope "Real Rooms" does well.

DM:Ooooooh betty!
MTGS Interviewed Dudley Moore in an Auction room in Selby.