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| MTGS: Eyup Bill. Ow'z tha doowin mert? B.T.: Hi there. I'm doing great thankyou very much. How are you? MTGS: Enough of the small talk Bill. How long have you been in Coronation Street now? BT : Oooh, let me think..... How big is a dog turd?! (Laughs). MTGS: Quite. Your on-screen wife, Vera, gives you plenty of shite at times. Would you stand for it in real life, or would you go for a wank in the pigeon shed like off of Coronation Street? BT: Ney lads, ney! He's got a bloody allotment now son. MTGS: Allotment then! BT: Well, no. Firstly, I wouldn't have married such a person would I? Not me, the great singing William Tarmey! And if my beautiful wife were to treat me like a cunt, then I'd kick her frigging neck off! Oh aye. You see son, it's like this.... MTGS: Shut up please. Now, Curly Platt, did you enjoy working with him, as he was your lodger for some years on the show? BT: Curly? Curly Watts? Oh aye, Norman was a great friend. You see son, we'd get pissed together, you know how.... MTGS: What about your son, Kevin Webster? He was a right bastard. Always taking money and things. BT: Kevin fucking Webster? Ney lad. You mean "Our Terry"? Terrence lad. You see... MTGS: Aye that's him. Terry. Who do you hate on the Street? BT: Well, noone really. You see son,... MTGS: WHO DO YOU HATE!!!?? BT: Er....Loads of em. Especially that twat there!!_______ MTGS: Who else? BT: Her!! MTGS: Very good Jack. Now. Is Gail Potter as ugly off-screen, as she is on? BT: Fuck me aye! She's a terrible thing to look at! I hated the scenes where her husband ripped me and Vera off! I had to work along side her/it on a morning. Sometimes 12 hours a day! You see son, .... MTGS: Here's a pic of her/it. BT: UURRRRGGHH!!!! MTGS: So, tell us, what was the best thing you ever did on the Street Bill? BT: Oh, that'd be when I had a wank into Fred Elliot's pies! (Laughs). You should have seen his face! He didn't mind so much the fact that I'd come into them, more that I didn't tell him so he couldn't enjoy them as much. He's an arse bandit off-screen you see. You see son, .... MTGS: Hahahaha! Yes! Very funny "I SAY, VERY FUNNY!!" BT: That's clever son. Very good that. MTGS: Thanks Bill. BT: Er lads......Have you got any more questions? MTGS: No. BT: Any questions at all? You see, I've been in the show since the early eighties. And , you see son,... MTGS: Get fucked! BT: Ok son. Ok. Bill Tarmey Ladies and Genlemen. One of Emmerdale's finest stars. |
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| "JACK DUCKWORTH"......Coronation Street's Bill Tarmey talks to us about life on the Street. |
| "Our Vera, bless 'er." |
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| "I've shagged all these son. I fisted a few too lad." |
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