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| LIFE FOUND ON MARS!!!! Exclusive pictures have now emerged of intelligent life on Mars. The photo's came at the height of the Mars mission crisis which developed last Thursday morning. Three NASA crew members turned into babies on sighting the important findings. Christopher Ing, flight engineer and astronaut, expressed his glee by selotaping his tongue to his coleague's elbow. "I saw these strange forms down on the region of Cydonia, and at first I thought they may be reflections or something. But when we zoomed in on them, we found, to our utter astonishment, that they were indeed, complex lifeforms!" Dwight Capitalpunishment, the group leader and political token, reacted indifferently to Ing. "They were lifeforms, yes. But who cares? Come on...they look rediculous for fuck's sake!" He reported. Back home at Housten, chief navigator Francis Nerespane told the scientific journal "New Scientist" that the encounter had undermined the whole essence of space exploration. When asked to elaborate, he told them, "We were having a right laugh until these bastards turned up! Now we'll have to work our rings off trying to communicate! What a bastard!" Nasa refused to comment on the leaked pictures which were alledgedly taken from the space shuttle voyager 33 on Sunday. |
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| The startling image of Marsians (YESTERDAY) |