| Michael Jackson Before.And after. |
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| MTGS INTERVIEWED MICHAEL JACKSON Whilst he attended Madonna's wedding to that bloke off of Lock Stock. MTGS: Good afternoon. Why did you make yourself look so scarey? MJ: I beg your pardon? MTGS: The plastic surgery and the skin colour and that... MJ: Oh, that, he he...well, it was to, er, um, it was because that monkey kept trying to bum me all the time so I thought if I changed the way I looked it would leave me alone. MTGS: SO it's nothing to do with your fondness for small boys then? MJ: (Hands over £45 and whispers "Shhhhhhh!") MTGS: Why do you make all those squeeling noises when you sing? MJ: Oh that's 'cos I keep bees down me knackers! MTGS: WHy on Earth do you keep bees down your knackers?? MJ: I ...er..um....I dunno! MTGS:Do you feel ashamed of being black? MJ: Yes...er...um, I mean ...NO! MTGS: Because you try to look white, you're obsessed with that old fat woman off of telly (Elizebeth Taylor) and you despise Uncle Ben's rice products. MJ:That's because, ....er......Can you moonwalk? Like this, look....(Trips up and falls into cat litter tray!) MTGS: Are you alright Mr Jackson? MJ: Can you help me..? My nose fell off into the cat shit! Help me find it please....oh, oh! We spent the next half hour searching for his nose until we gave up and I gave him an elephant's clitoris as a replacement. He then ran off and went into a large Wendy House and was heared to whisper incoherently. More interviews coming!!! |
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| copyright TREVEGAN 2002 |
| Unfortunately, since this interview was conducted, Michael Jackson was arrested on at least 7 accounts of child sexual abuse. What a bastard! We could have done a right interview there! (And kicked his Frankenstein's Monster face in!) Just how much will he pay to get off on this one we wonder! |