MrAsh

The illusive Mr Ash was spotted yesterday leaving a party.
Mr Ash, who has been in hiding for the last 7 months, was seen leaving a party in a semi-detached residence of Whittle Street in Canterbury in the early hours of yesterday morning.
The party, to celebrate the jackpot bonanza prize winning of three and a half million pounds, was being held by Tim Iddoldwoman and his wife Ackr. Earlier, there were disturbances reported at the nice leafy suburb as an intruder was seen breaking in to several houses simillar to the one the party was held in.
"We heared a scream as well." Tim told our reporter.
"...From upstairs. And a woman came down crying about being hit with a purple vase and robbed of her jewelary!"
Mr Ash was then spotted leaving the party in a suspicious manner by Anthony Zlegs, who took the photo,(above).
"He just barged past several party goers and fisted an old woman before I managed to take the photo'!" He told us. "You can see him trying to slap the camera out of my hands as I took it!"
Police are concerned with the matter and aren't able to comment on this or the fact that Mr Ash frequently uses actual Police identification to gain entry to stately homes before purging them of their candlesticks and art.
"If anyone spots this man, we advise they should inform us of his whereabouts immediately!" Chief superintendant Dave Idiowedmywedding added.
Anyone knowing his whereabouts should contact their local police department and approach with caution.
Mike Leanexcollection. MTGS news.

Mr Ash Pictured right, with Jimmy "Get in" Barr posing for a shot on a stolen digital camcorder, found earlier this month by police.