| Hello! Ever eaten some sand?? Hmmm? Hmmm? Ever? Hmm? Well......I have and it's great!!! Sand is good! And here's why! |
| 10 THINGS ABOUT SAND WHICH MAKES IT TASTEY! |
| 1. Glass is made out of sand, primarily, glass is what they put Jam in, jam is lovely therefore SAND must be too! 2. The hot deserts of Africa, Australia, Asia, America and some beaches are made up of tons of SAND. All these areas begin with the letter "A" therefore Sand must be "A OK!" 3. If Sand was crap, how come it has millions of uses then? 4. My last girlfriend was made up entirely of sand! 5. My favourite books are actually sheets of sandpaper stapled together! 6. SAND is in "ThouSANDs", "SANDra","ThiS AND that" and some more words and phrases. 7. A tasty snack which consists of 2 pieces of bread and a filling is called a "SANDwich " after the common use of that delicacy SAND as a tasty filling in the golden era of man! 8. The name for those famous cake decorations, "Thousands & thousands" comes from the words, "Thou' Sands which is a great tasty snack on it's own!" and is an abbreviation of this! 9. The "Sands Of Time" were actually a type of finger food for royal guests made out of SAND!! 10. Eating sand on a regular basis helps to prevent drowning in orphans and thin people! (Mary Poppins tries to drown me!) There! I bet you knew fuck all about that! |
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| Some sand yesterday |
| Some more, and Camels bumming! |
| Oh Yeah! Me arse! Uhhnn!! |