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| DOWN ON THE FARM WITH TEDDY AND JOE! Teddy and Joe are a pig and a cow. They spend their days on a farm in Dingla-Dangle-Del. They love to play in the muddy part of the farm where farmer Pylons shoots Swedish tourists. BLAM!! BLAM!! Went the farmer's shotgun! Down went another Swede. "Oi wish you didn't hit'em in thoir heads so maach!" Complained Mrs Pylons, the farmer's wife. "Aat moiks an 'orrible mess wid moi slippers, aaat do!" She finished. Teddy and Joe went to the quieter part of the farm, the part that smelled funny. Teddy whispered to Joe, "I wonder what that thing is there?" Joe looked over to where Teddy was looking. There, in the corner of the yard was a large machine with a huge digger on the front. "Maybe farmer Pylons is going to dig a duck pond." Teddy suggested. "Hhmmmmmmmmmmmm...." Mused Joe, "Maybe, but what about all those carcasses?" She asked. There was the source of the smell. Hundreds of rotting animal corpses! " Oh yes! Silly me!" Teddy remembered, "I heared farmer Pylons mention that he was going to dig all the infected animal corpses up from farmer Bastard's land now he has commited suicide, and sell the meat from them as his own "uninfected" produce!" And with that , the pair skipped off into the blades of a passing combine-harvester! The End! |
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