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| Mtgs: welcome Britney Britney: Why thanks, it's great to be here. owh owh! Mtgs: How's the new album coming along? We can't wait to hear it! Britney: It's going great! Owh owh! I've written all the songs based on my personal experiences in my life. Owh owh! Mtgs: Even experiences from your early days in that kids' program you used to do. "Double deckers"? Britney: What's "Double deckers"? I used to be in the Disney club. That program with Bungle and Zippy. Mtgs: Oh I see. And what were the other kids like with you on the set of "The Giddy game show"? Britney: Sometimes they were really cruel to me. Owh owh! I had a really awful nickname the other kids used to call me. Mtgs: And what was that? Britney: "Boz 'eed spacker!" Owh Baby baby! Mtgs: I bet that was really awful for a kid to handle at 17. Britney: Uh uh! Especially when the guy dressed as Big bird used to make me get inside the suite with him all naked! I add ter mess wi iz widgie! It stunk er Elmo's shitbox. Mtgs: Ok, lets talk about your roots back in Louisiana when you were a child. Britney: I'm originally from England. A place called Cleckheaton, my parents were deported from there and were sent to America for having large heads and macker teeth, even though they were born there. It worked out ok in the end. We fitted just right in Louisiana! Owh owh! Mtgs: Tell us, are you and Justin Timberland still friends since you split up? Britney: Yep... Owh! We are. I had to pack him in cos he kept thinking I was looking at other guys but it was just my funny ees! He had a small widgie anyways! Mtgs: We saw with great delight that you necked with Maradonna at the MTV music awards last week, what was that like? Britney: It wa alreet aye, owh owh! We didnt rehearse it we just thought, " Fuck it, lets do it 1 hour before the show!" After we had a good laugh about it in the dressing room while she licked mi fanny dressed as one ert Clangers. Mtgs: Sounds great. I wish we could have been there for that. Britney: Tha wunt er liked it. Owh owh! Her husband, Guy fawks burst in and pur iz widgie in mi mam's 'andbag!! Mi mam thought it would be a lucky sign and shi wo rayt.... she wun at Gala Bingo 't day after. Mtgs: Well Britney, thanks so much for your time and good luck with the new album. Britney: Aye ta! Am deeyin for sum snap! A cud fuckin ate un oss. Owh owh! |
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| Today we are very honoured to have American pop babe Britney Spears just back from the studio recording her new album entitled " Oops... my arse and fadge have become one hole" |
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| Written by Markster.copyright MTGS 2003 |
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