| (00:03:35) Idiot: At fucking last! I am on Spillage's site!!!!*Seduces a badger* (00:03:47) Solo (M) 18 says to angela: wonna chat (00:04:06) slut u like: solo.wer r u? (00:04:33) Idiot: 'wonna' chat? (00:04:34) Solo (M) 18 says to slut u like: P.A. from G.A (00:04:46) Idiot: that like backdoor chat for...er...Hungarians? (00:05:07 SignOn) Tapestry enters Best Of British (00:05:28 SignOff) Solo (M) 18 Leaves the room and returns to Zack's Chat Backdoors <http://www.zackschats.com> - www.zackschats.com - Over 500 Doors! - Fastest and easiest doors on the net! (00:05:36) slut u like: aww.solo left (00:06:18) Mazadan Ocelot says to slut u like: can i watch? (00:06:25) Wildpoet: any muses in here? writing is suffering as of late need some inspiration (Great gramma there!)[ed] (00:06:39) slut u like says to Mazadan Ocelot: aye (00:06:54) slut u like says to Wildpoet: why dont you fuck off? (00:06:57) Tapestry: Finally got a notepad thing! It's only a 60 day evaluation one though *cry* (00:06:59) Mazadan Ocelot says to »‡« ßra†»‡«: wooooohooooo *snoopy dances* (00:07:18) Idiot: I like poetry. (00:07:18) says to Tapestry: from textpad.com? (00:07:22) Wildpoet says to slut u like: not exactly what I was looking for ... smile (00:07:36) slut u like says to Wildpoet: stop fucking smiling you creep (00:07:38) Tapestry says to : No,http://www.sofotex.com/cgi-bin/ls/page.cgi?page=download&link=20543 (00:07:43) slut u like says to Wildpoet: that better? (00:07:46) slut u like says to Wildpoet: smiles (00:07:48) Tapestry says to : "Another notepad" (00:08:16) Idiot: s'rubbish...didn't even rhyme (00:08:20) Wildpoet says to slut u like: aw how quaint ..... guess the expression matches the handle ... smile (00:08:26) : oh (00:08:47) slut u like says to Wildpoet: maybe....you should change yours then? (00:09:00) slut u like says to Wildpoet: to "really fucking boring" (00:09:12) Tapestry changes names and will henceforth be known as Spillage! (00:09:16) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Wildpoet: do you wank? (00:09:25) Wildpoet says to slut u like: thanks will consider that a compliment (00:09:26) Idiot: I live in a cave I never shave I smell like I've been at a four day rave...I"m wildpoet, feral and straggly (00:09:33) slut u like says to Wildpoet: and last night you called me a slut for NOT talking dirty to you.....pmsl (00:09:42) says to Spillage!: get the one from textpad.com and i will giv u a number, that other one looks crap (00:09:44) Spillage! says to : I'll have a look at textpad.com (00:09:51) Spillage! says to : Cheers (00:10:24) slut u like says to Mazadan Ocelot: who r u? (00:10:24) Idiot: with a wispy beard like Cat Stevens in the days of 'Moonshadow' (00:10:30) Wildpoet says to Idiot: good expression .... I like (00:10:31) Spillage! says to : which one? (00:11:02) Wildpoet says to Idiot: Idiots are the most profound .... smile (00:11:02) Idiot: Well you can't nick it (00:11:14) slut u like: oh him (00:11:20) says to Spillage!: 4.7.3 should be ok (00:11:22) Mazadan Ocelot: night all! (00:11:41) »‡« ßra†»‡« : later taters (00:11:43) Idiot: Don't smile too much...it's too similiar to an ape barings it's teeth repeatedly when aggressive...it makes people nervous (00:11:50) slut u like: bye bratty x (00:11:56) Wildpoet says to »‡« ßra†»‡«: could you please translate? (00:12:05 SignOn) Carl Spackler enters Best Of British (00:12:06) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to slut u like: messes ya ... hair up (00:12:07) slut u like says to Idiot: makes me wanna puke (00:12:11) Idiot: Anyway, poets shouldn't smile. They should be dour and mopey mother fuckers. (00:12:16) slut u like says to »‡« ßra†»‡«: fanx (00:12:32) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Wildpoet: aye ..fuck off..clear enough? (00:12:32 SignOn) Mickey enters Best Of British (00:12:43) Idiot: and Wild ones should be all cagey and edgy. Like badgers. (00:12:48) Wildpoet: frowning enthusiastically (00:13:10) Mickey: wow this place looks friendly (00:13:12) slut u like: mad badgers? (00:13:19) slut u like: hi mickey (00:13:27) Mickey: hi slut how are you (00:13:31) Wildpoet says to Mickey: LOL they don't like yanks (00:13:33) Idiot: no...edgy badgers...cautious badgers...badger warrior poet like (00:13:43) Spillage! says to : Giz the crack code/key then? (00:13:45) Mickey: who does wildpoet (00:13:55) Idiot: that's not true...I like americans and find yank an offensive term (00:13:57) Wildpoet says to Mickey: LOL (00:14:12) Mickey: Yanky doodle dandy (00:14:32) Wildpoet says to Idiot: well you have all been doing a pretty good job of offending (00:14:33) Idiot: that's the theme tune for some kind of macaroni product (00:14:33) Mickey: there president is a useless fucking nutter (00:14:56) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Wildpoet: i beg to differ..IM yank and they love me (00:14:57) Mickey: is that a product key Aries? (00:15:09) says to Aries: lol thats the one i gave him (00:15:17) Idiot says to Wildpoet: You take that back sir! I've said nothing offensive, 'cept allusions you may be badgerlike, which I hastily withdraw seeing as you have none of the badger attributes I was referring to (00:15:45) Spillage!: Cheers lol! (00:15:57) Wildpoet says to Idiot: I apologize ..... sincerely ...(Apologise)[ed] (00:16:13) : no, u ring up a 0891 number enter that code and u get a free holiday :) (00:16:15) Mickey: Americans generally have no history or culture, sorry yanks but its true (00:16:19 SignOn) ~Lesley~ enters Best Of British (00:16:19) Idiot says to Wildpoet: No you don't. You're mad, perhaps the only badgerlike thing I can discern about you (00:16:47) Wildpoet says to Idiot: naw never mad .... trying to surpress the smile (00:16:57) Idiot says to Wildpoet: the mad smile? (00:17:07) Mickey: Wildpoet what poetry do you like then? (00:17:14) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: got alot of nerve sayin that wearin a yank icon name *smack* (00:17:14) Idiot says to Wildpoet: like a wide grinning toothy insane rictus of a smile? (Shit!!!!I AM ON SPILL'S SITE!!!!) (00:17:15) Wildpoet says to Idiot: am actually pretty easy going (What's spills site?) (00:17:20) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: over grown rodent (00:17:40) Idiot says to Wildpoet: Most mad people are. It's only the minority who fire staple guns at people.(This is Spill's site I am reading right now that we are on you soft bummer!) (00:17:46) Mickey: Mickey isn'y yank sweetie we had it first (00:17:51) Wildpoet says to Mickey: Dylan Thomas is one of my favorite poets .... opps it slipped (00:18:17) Mickey: I like robert burns myself (00:18:26) Idiot: Anyway, I"m off...y'all take care now y'hear? (00:18:33) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: we? ya fuck animals too? (00:18:34) Wildpoet says to Idiot: hey do not believe in war ... it kills people (00:18:35) Idiot: cheers driv (00:18:38) : seya Idiot (00:18:39 SignOff) Idiot leaves Best Of British knowing that he will, at last feature in one of Spillage's BoB chat pages. (00:18:39) Mickey: have a nice day idiot (00:19:05) Mickey: I know I'm going to be joining one soon Wildpoet (00:20:39) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: stop callin me sweetie please (00:20:47) Mickey: Ok honey (00:21:14) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: imnot bee shit either..altho ya think i am (00:21:26) Wildpoet: lots of utra sensitive people in here i see ... smile (00:21:39) Mickey: Gee you yanks sure are up tight (00:21:49) Mickey: swee..... (00:21:54) : where r u Mickey? not costa rica? (00:21:56) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: *L* (00:22:05) Mickey: no I'm in bonnie scotland (00:22:11) : ah, close (00:22:16) »‡« ßra†»‡« : *spits* (00:22:24) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to : off to see the scouser (00:22:30) Mickey: the margheritas are laced with whiskey here (00:22:31) : seeya brat :) (00:22:34) tigz: The Met Office has issued a weather warning for Devon and Cornwall and says driving conditions in the region are dangerous. Torrential rain and thunder storms, which battered the counties overnight, are continuing with localised flooding in several areas. One of the worst affected places is the village of Beer in east Devon. (Which will see worse tomorrow and cars will be thrown down streets and shit) (00:22:42) Wildpoet: thanks for the wonderful enlightening conversation ..... (00:22:43) tigz: someones getting their feet wet lol (00:22:50) Mickey: seeya brat (00:23:01) »‡« ßra†»‡« says to Mickey: later love (00:23:05) : shame furbald aint there then :( (00:23:11 SignOff) »‡« ßra†»‡« leaves Best Of British (00:23:15) tigz says to : aww bugger (00:23:50) Mickey: how old is everyone here? (00:23:52) : gone to wales for a threesome (00:24:09 SignOff) ~Lesley~ leaves Best Of British (00:24:20) : lol, i didnt say that lmao (00:24:36) tigz: lmfao (00:24:41) Mickey: how old is everyone here? (00:24:50) : 69 (00:24:57) Mickey: and what do you all do for a living? (00:25:04) : fluffer (00:25:11) Mickey: if you don't mind me asking? (00:25:15) tigz says to : fluffer ? (00:25:16) : lol (00:25:21 SignOn) 1 enters Best Of British (00:25:33) Mickey: spose I am (00:25:41) Mickey: ......and? (00:25:58) Mickey: occupations people? (00:26:18) tigz says to : a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform (00:26:20) Mickey: just being interested that's all, opening a forum for conversation (00:26:25) tigz says to : lolol (00:26:44) Mickey: tigz I need a warm up (00:26:52) says to tigz: i know, the tarmac caramel finger guy keeps on callin me it lol (00:26:54) tigz says to Mickey: fuck off (00:27:18) : poor mickey (00:27:33) Mickey: would do but Im a unich (Eunoch) (00:27:59) tigz says to Mickey: the female population breaths a sigh of relief (00:28:05) Mickey: metal mickey? get outa here that was great (00:28:12) slut u like thumps Devil may care on the head and asks: twat! (00:28:24 SignOn) ~Purps~ enters Best Of British (00:28:25) slut u like says to Devil may care: I wasnt here..but scrolled! (00:28:37) tigz says to : lmfao@halal toaster (00:28:41) Mickey: wow your a bit harsh tigz, wassup yo had your minge stitched up? (00:28:57) ~Purps~: eh up :-) (00:29:14) : ello purps :) (00:29:22) Mickey: ayupp (00:29:24) ~Purps~: hows it goin? (00:29:46) ~Purps~: i aint missed owt then? (00:29:49) Mickey: 'm the daddy raand ere naah you slaaags! (00:29:49) : dunno purps, tell u in two mins lol (00:30:03) tigz says to : very funny lol (00:30:23) ~Purps~: ewwwwwwww *boffs* (00:30:25 SignOn) cowboy bebopped enters Best Of British (00:30:36) ~Purps~ says to Blonders: B x (00:30:38) tigz says to ~Purps~: ello xxx (00:30:49) Blonders says to ~Purps~: Hey honey (00:30:49) ~Purps~ says to tigz: hey tigz x (00:30:58) ~Purps~ says to Aries: A x (00:31:07) : c3po wont be happy! (00:31:08) ~Purps~ says to Blonders: hows it goin missus? (00:31:14) slut u like: make sure he's plugged in recharging first mickey (00:31:16) H says to ~Purps~: eh up sis :) x (00:31:24) ~Purps~ says to H: eh up sis x (00:31:25) Blonders says to ~Purps~: Peachy thanks hon....hows you? (00:31:34) Mickey: throw you from what, Devil? (00:31:35) ~Purps~ says to Blonders: wonderful *G* ta (00:32:03) Mickey: he's got constantly erect rivets for nipples (00:32:06) ~Purps~ says to Spillage!: T x (00:32:07) slut u like: a high bridge (00:32:20 §) Spillage! PRIVATELY whispers to ~Purps~: xxxx (00:33:03) Mickey: purps are you a man woman or vegetable? (00:33:42) Mickey: this is fascinating (00:33:44 SignOff) cowboy bebopped leaves Best Of British (00:33:46) ~Purps~ says to Mickey: errrrrrrr *checks*..think i;m a woman.....how bout you? (00:34:01) Mickey: I'm a maaan (00:34:40) ~Purps~ says to Mickey: bully for you :-) (00:34:52) Mickey: I know its great (00:35:26) Mickey: I do maan things all day long (00:35:52) ~Purps~ says to Mickey: fart and scratch ya balls? (00:36:03) H: no, not that G (00:36:17) Mickey: yep and crush beer cans with my forehead, it's a real gift (00:36:54) Mickey: yes it's true, no I'm a delicate and fragile sensitive librarian really (00:37:18) Mickey: shhhh (00:37:26) ~Purps~ says to H: got a funny for ya.... (00:38:04) : no, he means spitroasting (00:38:07 SignOn) SDF enters Best Of British (00:38:39) ~Purps~ says to H: was on another chat site earlier...and the room was filtered....unbeknown to me....and some girl was askin bout my piercins....i told her i had my ears....eyebrow...nose.....tongue...both apples and mouse pierced....lmfao (00:38:40) Mickey: I'm getting tired may have to get some beauty sleep soon (00:39:03) tigz says to ~Purps~: lmfao (00:39:06) H says to ~Purps~: lmfao (00:39:14) Mickey: good job I'm not working tomorrow (00:39:18) ~Purps~ says to H: i was howlin....lmfao (00:39:33) Mickey: I love talking to myself (00:39:42) H says to ~Purps~: show us ya Granny Smiths..lol (00:39:51) tigz says to ~Purps~: mouse..lolol (00:39:57) ~Purps~ says to H: lmfao..i said that to eh at the time....lol (00:40:04) Mickey: I'm getting there Devil (00:40:27) slut u like: why aren't you working mickey? (00:40:39) ~Purps~ says to tigz: it got me started then...so i was typin swear words to see what they came out like...and bollox was OOOOOPS......lol (00:40:40) Mickey: I've got some leave at the mo Slut (00:40:52) slut u like: what do you do? (00:41:14) Mickey: Soldier slut (00:41:16) tigz says to ~Purps~: lmao..which site ? (00:41:16 SignOn) H2SO4 enters Best Of British (00:41:26) slut u like: ok (00:41:28) ~Purps~ says to tigz: lycos chatrooms (00:42:07 SignOn) Green Jacket *appears* (00:42:07) Mickey: very juicy anyway (00:42:11) slut u like changes names and will henceforth be known as slut u like (00:42:22) Green Jacket : “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life….That if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”--John 3:16 and Romans 10:9 (NKJV). (00:42:36) slut u like: amen! (00:43:01) Mickey: Green Jacket ay? (00:43:17) ~Purps~: bloody romans..what did they ever do for us? *sniggers* (00:43:29) Green Jacket says to Mickey: Yep......but not in the sense of professional golf..... (00:43:38) Mickey: gave us central heating and brothels (00:43:40) tigz says to ~Purps~: noooo..not monty python..i don't know where the mop is lol (00:43:48) slut u like: bright green jacket actually (00:43:52) Aries says to ~Purps~: what about the roads? (00:43:54) ~Purps~: hehee..watched it again last night tigz :-) (00:44:01) tigz says to ~Purps~: classic (00:44:04) ~Purps~: apart from them A....lol (00:44:04) slut u like: ewwwwwwww.blue! (00:44:05) Mickey: Royal Green Jackets? (00:44:23) : Sonofafuckingbitcharserapingcuntlickingfaggotarsedwanker ((00:44:32) : who's the bible basher? (00:44:37) ~Purps~: lol (00:44:53) Spillage!: *IS BA-HACK!!* (00:44:59) : and it was sooooooooooo good lmao (00:45:02) slut u like says to : *washes your mouth out with carbolic soap* (00:45:18) : no, use brillo pads, please, please :) (00:45:20) Mickey: green jacket are you a royal? (00:45:23) ~Purps~ says to H: i'm goin away again next week..hehee!! (00:45:26) slut u like: kinky...lol (00:45:28) tigz says to : peachy ~g~ (00:45:50) Mickey: think we may have another soldier in here people (00:45:53) Spillage! says to Green Jacket: Suck my cock Jesus sucker/ *Thankyou* (00:45:54) H says to ~Purps~: yeah? (00:45:56) Green Jacket says to Mickey: Not that either, though it sounds cool.... (00:46:04) Mickey: oh ok no worries (00:46:08) ~Purps~ says to H: goin to marks for the week :-0 (00:46:27) Spillage! says to : GET FUCKED!! lol (00:46:31) : lmao (00:46:48) ~Purps~: lmfao..just reminded me bout somethin a guy told me tonight...lmfao (00:46:57) Spillage! says to : Ooooh! SPeak for yourself sailor! (00:47:10) says to ~Purps~: baxters or liz does? (00:47:20) Mickey: How old are you lot then? (00:47:22) H says to : lol (00:47:24) Spillage!: No, to believe in Satan is admitting God exists. (00:47:27) slut u like: 2000000000000000 (00:47:33) slut u like: -00 ((00:47:36) Mickey: 20 then is it? (00:47:43 SignOn) SDF enters Best Of British (00:47:52) Mickey: you lot are shy aren't you (00:47:56) : we r bacteria on an aliens puss boil on his or her or its arse (00:48:01) Mickey: never met such a bashful lot (00:48:10) Devil may care: no fuckong hope (00:48:19) Spillage!: My saviour is right good wank of a morning (00:48:41) : was it in bobs? lol (00:48:44) Spillage!: I don't drink anymore old lad (00:48:47) tigz says to ~Purps~: omg ! pmsl (00:48:48) slut u like says to ~Purps~: you obviously told him yes? (00:49:13) slut u like: wonders where he found the first snail at short notice? (00:49:13) Mickey: fuck me this is tirin g (00:49:15) ~Purps~: i told him to stick it to his face and hopefully it will look better afterwards....lol (00:49:16) Spillage!: No, I simply got pissed off with drinking. I eat sand now (00:49:28 SignOff) Blonders leaves Best Of British (00:49:35) : they make cpu's outta sand (00:49:42) Spillage!: Aye silica (00:49:45) : poor Blonders :( (00:50:09) ~Purps~: blonders ok? (00:50:20) : cant, they keep filtering me boot codes :( (00:50:35) slut u like says to Mickey: gets my big fuck off machine gun.....boom.....blown off! (00:50:56) : UZI at asda, half price (00:51:02) Mickey: kinky? (00:51:06) Spillage!: It is written in the books (Really loads of sand paper stapled together in a sort of high speed braille) (00:51:20) ~Purps~ says to H: hey..its my weddin anniversary today..and i got my divorce papers 2 days ago...lmfao (00:51:21) Mickey: talk to me instead (00:51:26) : i talk to her! she tells me to fuck off (00:51:30 SignOn) Loose Change enters Best Of British (00:51:41) ~Purps~ says to : i like blonders :-) (00:51:44) Mickey: well done purps tough time though ey? (00:51:47) : she's nice (00:51:51) slut u like: yup (00:51:59) ~Purps~ says to Mickey: no way....happy times..... (00:52:07) Mickey: girls can I ask a question? (00:52:10) : and she's blonde (00:52:18) ~Purps~ says to Mickey: is it about snails? (00:52:20) slut u like: if you must (00:52:22) H says to ~Purps~: bout time eh :) (00:52:24) Aries says to : I was talking to her heh (00:52:26) Mickey: good on you purps, not easy for some though (00:52:30) : shame she werent swiis and fit tho :( (00:52:37) : erm, i mean both together (00:52:44) Spillage!: (00:51:20) ~Purps~ says to H: what are you doing tomorrow you motha fuckin asswipin baddass sonnovabiaaartch skink gimping Today at Asda we are rolling back the prices Goddamn sonnovagun UZI motha? (00:52:45) Mickey: ok heres the question...... (00:52:59) ~Purps~: lmfao (00:52:59) says to Aries: you're a slut too lol (00:53:14) Mickey: when your in the throws of passion...... (00:53:20) ~Purps~: yeah (00:53:27) slut u like: *translates* cummin (00:53:29) Loose Change: throes. (00:53:31) : i could imagine purps writing that too, then kneecapping her pmsl (00:53:36) Mickey: and a guy comes in your face..... (00:53:36) Aries says to : lol i nowhere near as good as you though (00:53:38) slut u like: thro's (00:53:45) Spillage!: WIthout flapping (00:53:51) ~Purps~: pmsl (00:54:03) Mickey: .....is that sexy or revolting? (00:54:12) Spillage!: Throws (00:54:16) ~Purps~: depends on the mood i think (00:54:18) says to Aries: i got taught from the best tho (00:54:19) Spillage!: 9mm bullets (00:54:19) Loose Change: you're.(lmao!)[ed] (00:54:24) H: agrees with Purps (00:54:27) ~Purps~: if we're havin filthy sex..then its great..... (00:54:31) Aries says to : purps? (00:54:35) tigz: anywhere but the face..urghhh (00:54:37) Mickey: so this can be nice? (00:54:39) says to Aries: yer quick ;) (00:54:41) ~Purps~: if we're makin luuurrrvvveeeeee..then no.....lol (00:54:49) Loose Change: And definitely not the hair. (00:54:55) Aries says to : heh (00:55:12) ~Purps~: hehee..i have to wash it off straight away..cos i get cum rash....lol (00:55:13) Spillage!: Making love is what women do and what men say they are doing to women, when in fact men just bum (00:55:26) H says to ~Purps~: hahahha (00:55:31) Mickey: do you not find it difficult to do that sort of thing when you love them and have grown to respect them and therefore not wanting to degrade them? (00:55:41) : nope (00:55:42) ~Purps~: its a good face lift tho when it dries and goes tight....lol (00:55:49) Spillage!: Leave the semen for a minute and it goes transparrant and gluelike (00:55:56) slut u like says to ~Purps~: I said that last night! (00:55:57) tigz says to ~Purps~: gags (00:56:27) slut u like: why gagging? (00:56:34) ~Purps~: start as you mean to go on mickey....lol (00:56:40) Spillage!: Why does come go see through? Is it cos it's white with oxygen and it evapourates? (00:56:54) Mickey: I know, I did (00:57:05) : it looks as tho spill has looked into the subject with great detail lol (00:57:07) ~Purps~: i looked like joan rivers last time he came in my face...lol (00:57:07 SignOn) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) enters Best Of British (00:57:12) Mickey: but I don't want to degrade her now, strange ay? (00:57:15) Spillage!: PMSL!!!! (00:57:25) H says to ~Purps~: *just dies* (00:57:30) ~Purps~: pmsl (00:57:39) assertive filthy fucker uk (M): hello (00:57:42) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): my kinda bloke (00:57:44) says to ~Purps~: u really should have your posts censored lol (00:57:48) Spillage!: Oh! I thought you said...I looked AT joan rivers...... (00:58:00) ~Purps~: hehee (00:58:02) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: my kind of girl, lol (00:58:12) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): where in uk? (00:58:20) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: south west, you? (00:58:26) Spillage!: Alyce is on the pull lol (00:58:28) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): same (00:58:35) slut u like says to Spillage!: shush (00:58:36) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: really? where abouts? (00:58:42) ~Purps~: gets ya coats (00:58:44) Spillage!: sorry Giggle (00:58:46) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): cant possibly say (00:58:48 SignOn) Bruce enters Best Of British (00:58:55) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): theyre all watching (00:58:58) ~Purps~: g'day bruce (00:59:04) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: lol, nor me, i guess we'll never know then? (00:59:11) Mickey: All I want to do is cum in women's faces is that a crime? (00:59:14) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): no*sad look* (00:59:24) slut u like says to Bruce: SW (00:59:26) Spillage!: women's? (00:59:27 SignOn) The Cad enters Best Of British (00:59:31) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: we could always talk in pvt? (00:59:32) H says to Mickey: FFS just go and do it! (00:59:34) Spillage!: You mean "womens'" lol (00:59:34) slut u like says to Mickey: lining them up! (00:59:40) ~Purps~: lol (00:59:48) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): we could (00:59:51) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): but (00:59:54) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): I'm shy (00:59:56) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: but? (01:00:06) Mickey: aah fuck it I'm going back to me ol ways, time to bring out the stun gun (01:00:15) assertive filthy fucker uk (M) says to slut u like: but i dont know that, so you could pretend otherwise (01:00:17) : i wanna stun gun (01:00:32) : not the numbnutz one (01:00:42) Mickey: I think I may have one, looking at average sizes on the internet I think I may have (01:00:43 SignOn) Sponsored by Durex enters Best Of British (01:00:47) Spillage!: Puppy dogs' eyes are ace for sploijing into. THey still wag their tails after (01:00:47) H says to : oh yes you do! (01:00:54) ~Purps~: my lads got a BB gun.....fuckin little yellow balls all over the place....lol (01:01:11) Sponsored by Durex: hello there (01:01:21) Mickey: she is actually fella (01:01:33) Devil may care: hiya jiffy (01:01:41) Bruce winks suggestively at ~Purps~: I've got a couple of balls you can have (01:01:42) Mickey: aahhh man I love it that nose and lips....cum dripping all over it (01:01:56) Spillage!: I love stinging their eyes (01:02:11) ~Purps~ says to Bruce: ive got 2 of me own ta.....*scratches* (01:02:13) H says to ~Purps~: you hold em sis and I'll get the scissors (01:02:35) Spillage!: I once fucked a bird that hard that I walked out of her mouth to get to the bog (01:02:51) Mickey: there's nothing like it, eat my elixiar lady (01:03:05) Spillage!: BOG (01:03:14) : cocksucker (01:03:26) Mickey: I once came so hard in a girls face she got wallpaper pasted to the wall (01:03:35) Spillage!: Cock bollock. Cuntywank... Slut pasty (01:03:41 SignOn) PainMaster enters Best Of British (01:03:59) : i once fucked a woman so hard i have to pay maintenance now (01:04:08) Devil may care: lol hahahahahahahahahahahaha (01:04:09) H says to : lolololol (01:04:10) tigz says to : lmfao (01:04:19) Spillage!: I once fucked a woman so hard her mother went into reverse pregnancy and then went up her mother's cunt (01:04:23) Mickey: I once fucked a girl so hard she turned inside out and everyone thought she was an experiment in seth brundels telepod (01:04:27) Spillage!: lo@eh (01:04:37) : lolol (01:04:39) Spillage!: *girl* not woman? (01:05:33) : lol (01:05:38) : quick, tippex (01:05:45) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): hello*s* (01:05:45) Spillage!: (01:03:59) : I once bummed a man so hard his tash came off and I left him (01:05:55) ~Purps~: brb (01:05:57) Mickey: I once got it out in front of a girl and she wanted it so bad her tongue flapped out so far the queen thought it was a red carpet and walked into her mouth and took residence in her lower intestine and she thought 2 turds were her corgis (01:06:05) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): I had,but Im back now (01:06:11) Spillage!: lmao!!!!!!!! (01:06:20) : now that one sounded dunkified lmao (01:06:23) slut u like says to assertive filthy fucker uk (M): thanks (01:06:26) tigz: men ~shakes head~ (01:06:27) Brits suck cock says to Spillage!: cocksucker |
| And yet more..... |