"I have an idea!! Why don't you move in here for now... until you've sorted it all out?"
"Honest? That would be great! Just until I get sorted though. Thanks mate!"
"I'll make you a bed up Keith. Relax and make yourself at home mate."
"Nighty night! Sleep tight! Hope the bedbugs     don't bite!"
"Ahaaarrrr....Sleep little one. I have plans for    you! You're my wife now Keith! MINE!"
You see, you really can't leave now Keith. That    would make you no better than your wife! We've "had it off" now. I know you didn't want to, but,  facts are facts! You're my wife now Keith!"
"There's really nothing you can do Keith. You     belong to me now! Hurr hurr hurrr!!!!"
Years passed by and they  got   married. Keith was a fine wife, and together they had many     children. Keith's ex-wife   fucked off to Filey with a Pyrex dish! The End.
"My wife's kicked me out. What am I going to do Dan?"
Written by MTGS
Photographic subjects MTGS. (Markster & Trevegan)
Photography by Loraynus Bambrick..
Photographic manipulation by Trevegan
Photographed at Markster Pallace.
copyright MTGS 2004.