To: trevorandthat@yahoo.com
Subject: LET THEM UNDERSTAND YOU
Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 18:50:46 +0100
My Dear Trevor,
Good day and how are you?Trevor i want you to first communicate to the
security company and you know there want and lets know how to solve
issue.
Trevor communicate with the security company and expirdate issues for i
want
you to feel me and my family the condition we are right now in kenya.
I wait for you reply and smooth communication with the security
company.
I remain yours,
Anthonia.
Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 16:46:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Wham!
To: "Anthonia Moi" <toniamoi@hotmail.com>
Hey Hey,
I understand. I will now write to the security company and BCC you on the email so you can approve of my witty repartee. I only hope that they are not upset because I called them scoundrels in my last mail. Only time will tell.
Please tell me about Kenya. Do you have otters or weasels there?
Trevor "the Man Mountain" Andthat
Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 16:59:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Just kidding!
To: l_ncole@hotmail.com
Hello Dip Ncole Laurie,
I am writing to you, firstly to apologise for my earlier actions. As I told you, my sister had just perished from cancer. When I couldn't find my business partner (Miss Antonia Moi), I went a little bit insane in the membrane. After a week or so of heavy medication and therapy, I am ready to re enter society and continue my business. I will thank you to be a little patient with me. I am still a shadow of my former self, and hallucinating heavily. The delusions are subsiding, but still a very real threat.
Please tell me what is required to continue our business. I can't stress enough, the importance of delivering the truck to Miss Moi. In her last communication with me, she acted calm, but hinted at the inevitable arrival of the weasel army. Without the otters in that truck, they are done for.
I look forward to your immediate reply. Time is not on our side.
Trevor Andthat
From: "Anthonia Moi" <toniamoi@hotmail.com>
To: trevorandthat@yahoo.com
Subject: I LOVE YOU
Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 14:04:45 +0100
My Dear Trevor,
Thanks for you mail and consign with my family matters.Trevor you have
to
contiue to disturb the security company for your truck to be reasled to
you.
Trevor i like to hear from you in the reply and the follow up between
you
and the security company.
Thanks, I LOVE YOU TREVOR.
Anthonia
Thank god, she still loves me.
