Elder Chris
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 19:14:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>  
Subject: You totaly Melvined death!!!!
To: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>


Dude,

That's pretty full on!

But you have to understand that as a priest, I have no income. I carry no money except the wooden coins I use to throw at ducks(ducks).

I don't know much about Manzebras, but I do know a bit about photography, and I know one doesn't affect the other.

I have attached a photo, which should help you through the dark times ahead.  It is a photo of Saint Terminator (the patron saint of Crack Whores).

Hurry with the photos Chris!  The followers are ready to give their money, but they need to see the photos to know who they are sponsoring.

Force...

Father Chewy
He looks angry!
From: "chris ndag" <goodhome@mail8.com>  
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: hello father
Date: Sat, 17 Apr 2004 15:33:00 GMT


Dear brother,
                  May the force always be with you ,i heard all that you said and i am worried,you must understand that you have not explained better to me,the symbol that i am about to carry,do it mean that chewbaca is now my god,and please tell me for me to understand the impresion
     because overhere i am the choosen one,if you explain and it is acceptable to me and my followers then we will proceed.
             Please tell me now so that if i enter i will not regret,i need to know more about your church,my people are always praying for your success and kindly reply me so that i can send you the picsThree of my followers are now no more{death}because of there is no money for treatment,please we need to have foreign partner like your church ,you are very caring,understanding and very good a man,the force shall always remain with you and your followers.I will be anticipating your urgent and favourable response.                                   
                     Remain Blessed because you are a nice man and i an happy to know somebody like you.