From: "princess christiana" <princess_family02@yahoo.com>
Subject: PLEASE ASSIST US!
To: princess_family@dropzone.com
DEAR,
Greeting in the name of our LORD JESUS CHRIST,We
received all your effort in helping my family in
getting what belong to us.our family personal
assistance came to our house for meeting
yesterday concerning the money
Which they have asked from you to pay about this transaction.
But we are in short of money to balance up the total
amount which was ask from you.my age mum has tried all her best
in raising the some money which she sold her gold
trinket in getting some money,So all we need from you is
Just to help us in raising the money so that the fund
will be able to take from this security company immediately.
My aged mum say i should also beg you tell us how much
you can raise so that we can know what step to take or
we should look for one or two things to sell again to
balance up because we are really facing serious problem
From our father wicked uncle who is treating us badly.
Notice that you will be one to invest this money for
us in a profitable venture in your country which i
myself will travel to country after you have receive
this money,and note that all expenses made during this
transaction should be paid back immediately the money
Had been transfer to your bank account.
We all pray for successful of the transaction may GOD
Bless you as you receive this mail.
Best Regards.
FROM PRINCESS AND FAMILY.
They must've been getting desperate. But it doesn't take them long to remember why they stopped talking to me!
Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 19:12:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: PLEASE ASSIST US!
To: "princess christiana" <princess_family02@yahoo.com>
Dear Princess,
I am still unsure about the whole ordeal. It has been very trying for me and my wife and kids. Not to mention my girlfriend.
Too many things have happened lately to make me think that you are evil. We have been told not to trust people from your part of the world. Tell your aged mum to sell whatever she wants, and to leave LORD JESUS CHRIST out of this.
We have two options from here, I will let you choose which one we take.
1. If I am to trust you, I will need you to make a gesture of good faith towards me. You can do this by taking a photo of yourself holding a sign that says "Don't trust me". Cryptic aye? You bet! Make sure that the sign can be clearly read in the photo.
2. I can arrange for you to come on my game show "Who wants to be a millionaire?". You will need to own a suit and tie. Do you?
I urge you to hurry, and not to fuck with me. I'll put you in the ground.
Ha ha ha ha!
Eddie Maguire.
Date: Sun, 23 May 2004 19:55:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Who wants to be a millionaire?
To: princess_family02@yahoo.com
Dear Princess,
I take it from your lack of response that you are keen on the "Who wants to be a millionaire?" idea. Good choice. I have a free spot on the 34th of Smarch.
Get your good dress out and take it to the cleaners baby!
Yee Haa!
Eddie
