Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 17:56:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Grey Benson
To: greychamber2003@yahoo.com
Yo!
I just wanted to give you a friendly update Grey.
I am currently in negotiation with the bank to try and borrow the $2,500. As I explained earlier, I have all of my personal assets tied up in Hot Karl. I don't wont you to worry about this. Just kick back and have another beer. I'll do all the work.
On a different note, do you think there is potential for me to open a Hot Karl office in Nigeria? I'd love to shit all over Nigeria. Are there a lot of farms in Nigeria?
Regards,
Dr. Andthat
From: "Accounts Department Diamond Bank" <accountdepartment@diamondbanknig.com>
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Pls explain
Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 02:55:03 -0700
Dear Dr. Trevor Andthat,
We are in receipt of your message but i must say that we did not understand the phrase "10-4" please could you explain better even as we wait for the $2,500 dollars initial deposit which you promised is on the way.
More importantly, i would also like to make a correction in my name which you mispelt at Dumbo instead of Jumbo. Please take good note of the correction in future correspondence the correct name if Ernest Dan Jumbo and you are to send the $2,500 in favour of that name in Lagos Nigeria and forward details of the payment to us immediately.
We are waiting to receive details of the $2,500 dollars you are to send via western union so that we can open your online account with the initial deposit and then credit your total amount therein and forward your Username and Password to enable you log in to your online account to acess your account balance and then make transfer from your online account to your nominated account.
Yours truly,
MR ERNEST DAN JUMBO
Head - Accounts/Foreign Remittance Dept.
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 17:02:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Pls explain
To: "Accounts Department Diamond Bank" <accountdepartment@diamondbanknig.com>
Dear Jumbo Dumbo,
There have been some minor setbacks on my quest to give you the $2,500 Naira. I have raised the Naira, and have written a cheque that is ready to send. Unfortunately, it seems that my business partners in Nigeria have been kidnapped or murdered, or both. I have not had any contact from Bentover Benson for quite some time. After making some inquiries, it seems that you were the last person to see him when you had dinner. This, along with the fact that you recently changed your name from Dumbo to Jumbo, makes you very look suspicious. I must now ask you to prove your innocence by finding Mr. Benson alive and well. Thus, disproving my suspicions and allowing me to send you the money.
I look forward to your prompt action on this matter.
Dr. Andthat
This should confirm any suspicions Dumbo had about me.
