Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 18:54:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: GOODDAY
To: "joy ige" <joyige6@yahoo.com>
Dear Miss Joy,
Work has been very busy this morning. I have just stepped out of a meeting. Due to the increasing demand for Hot Karl fertilizer, I have had to begin donating my own waste! So has everyone in the office! It's great! Have you ever had to shit in a bag? It's unpleasant but worth it.
There have been some intriguing developments with the bank and the lawyer. I have emailed you about them previously but with no reply. It seems that Dumbo the bank manager has kidnapped and/or murdered the lawyer. I have not been able to contact Benson to find out if he liked my poetry. When I quizzed Dumbo on it, he changed his name and started asking me to give him some of the money or he was going to kill you.
I think it would be best if we found a new lawyer and started again. Can you find one or should we use mine? Perhaps I should come over there with my legal team and get straight to the bottom of it. Do you think that would be best?
I look forward to your response.
Regards,
Dr. Andthat
P.S. Please be careful over there. It seems there is danger at every turn and I would hate for anything to happen to you.
This is obviously over, but I thought I'd give it one last go.
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 2004 01:02:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Right you fuckers!!!
To: joyige6@yahoo.com, accountdepartment@diamondbanknig.com, greychamber2003@yahoo.com
OK,
I haven't heard from any of you for a while so I want a reply from everyone informing me of your current status.
I need to know if you're dead, alive, trying to kill me, trying to kill Dumbo or Benson or what ever.
I still want to try and steal this money. So if you're with me let me know. Dumbo and Joy, if you don't want to try another scam with Crybaby Benson, let me know because have other irons in the fire.
I expect replies from each of you mofo's.
Best Regards,
Dr. Andthat
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 2004 04:23:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: "joy ige" <joyige6@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Right you fuckers!!!LEARN TO ADDRESS PEOPLE
To: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
You just need to learn how to address people,you dont have manners at all.
I'm not sure if she's offended at being called a "fucker" or a "mofo", or both.
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 2004 20:43:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Trevor Andthat" <trevorandthat@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Right you fuckers!!!
To: "joy ige" <joyige6@yahoo.com>
Hello Joy,
Thank you for your reply. I am sorry if I have offended you. This greeting is common place in my country, but obviously not in yours. I will not hold your ignorance against you.
I am very keen to hear what is happening with you. I am planning to rob a bank and I am looking for a driver. Can you pilot a motor coach? If you want in, just say the word.
It was nice to speak to you again.
Dr. Trevor Hugenob Andthat
There maybe more to come from these guys but I doubt it...
