Sent : Monday, 14 June 2004 11:48:16 PM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: How are you?
Dear Sandra,
I am sorry not to write to you for so long. I was away for the weekend and just got back to my office today. I'm glad to hear that you are OK.
The Triple Crown Power Crunch Horse Shoe Hurl & Chew was a great success. I won in final walk off against Trevor Andthat. He is truly mad with me now. He swore revenge on me. He told me that I had beaten him for the last time and that he would ruin my life. I am not scared though. I am a macho, nacho man.
The final event in the six month Pro Strong Man Tour will be this coming weekend. The Tea Bag Finger Pull & Gold Pendant Shoe Horn Beach Spread is the hardest event on the tour. But once I win this event I will be the PSMT champion.
My Church is called the Church of Modern Lifting Techniques. We are a lot like Christians, accept we bend with our knees.
What religion are you?
Shaved
From : sand ahmadu alex <sanwilli12987@yahoo.com>
Sent : Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:14:24 AM
To : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Subject : RE: How are you?
Dear Shaved,
I glad that you are OK. I want you to be very careful with your friend though, I know you can take good care of yourself. I sent the bill of the handset and line to which will cost me $350, are you giving me the money so that I can purchase the stuff in time, because I dying and willing to speak with you so as my colleagues in the refugee camp. Please kindly do something to this.
I am a Christian. Is there any book to read about your religion? Is your religion like a Muslim where they bend. I had to stop here till I read from you.
Sandra
From : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Sent : Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:14:23 AM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: How are you?
My Dear Sandra,
I am sorry to take so long to get back to you. I have had some very bad luck these last few days. I was at the jim, working on my abs, and Trevor Andthat was there. We got into an argument over was going to use the Ab Cruncher next. Then we got into a wrestling fist fight. I beat him by using my signature Spinning Pile Driver Kick. He left the jim in shame, swearing revenge on me. I thought nothing of it until I got back to my office to find it had been ransacked. Everything had been messed up and some things had been stolen. But worst of all, he had been through my computer. I don't know what he did, but me could've seen anything on my hard drive. Only time will tell.
I don't mean to scare you my dear. This is not a problem. I will endeavour to get some money together to send you. How will I send it to you?
There are no books to read about my religion. It is very small and unknown. It is not like Muslim, but we do bend. It is very similar to Christianity, but you can't bend with your back. That is very dangerous.
How are you going with the photos?
Lots of love,
Shaved
