Sent : Monday, 21 June 2004 6:07:49 PM
To : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Subject : My one and only!
My Dearest Honey,
I always want you to very careful when you go out there to go and face this friend of yours. I will send you copy of the mail he sent to me the next mail. I can not understand what you mean about the little present he droped on your bed can you explain to me further my love.
You said about my training for the film, how will In get to train and where will i be to train with you or how will you train me, please give me ore details. I always wish you goodluck when you face this your friend. Are sure you are not the one trying to play pranks on me? if you are the one open up dear.
The wire transfer is real it does not sound crazy at all or which way do you want to send it accross to me. But I trust the wire transfer of a thing. Let me know so that I can send you the ID of my closest friend in the camp. I want you to please act fast because I am dying to speak with you., please honey.
I can convert to your religion if only you will accept me to do so, I am willing and tired of this camp, please come and take me out honey. I am still expecting your pixs.
Take good care of yourself sweetest heart.
Sandra
From : sand ahmadu alex <sanwilli12987@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, 24 June 2004 6:54:34 PM
To : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Subject : Are you alright!
Hello Shaved,
How are you, hope there is no problem with you. Are you alright?
Thanks
Sandra.
From : Shaved Chewbacca <shavedchewbacca@hotmail.com>
Sent : Friday, 25 June 2004 1:23:52 AM
To : sanwilli12987@yahoo.com
Subject : OMG!!
My Dear Poopy Pants,
I have been through hell these last few days. I have been in hospital. I want you to sit down to read this story, for I fear you might faint with regret because it is your fault.
I went to confront Trevor after reading your last email. I knew he would be at the jim so I went there first, and there he was, on the ab cruncher. So I went over and grabbed him and said "What are you doing writing letters to my girlfriend??!?!?!?!", then I slapped him in the face. Then he said "Fuck you Shaved!" and we fought. It was an epic battle until finally I took out my gun to shoot Trevor, but he knocked it out of my hand. After some more wrestling he picked up the gun and shot me in the testicle. Then he stood on my head and said to me, "You tell that bitch to do what I said or I'll kill you next time!!".
Thankfully, the ambulance arrived in time to save one of my balls and my cock, but that's all I have left. One ball. I some respects, I'm half the man I used to be.
I don't want you to feel responsible, although many would. But please do whatever he told you to do. I still love you my dear but I need to be careful for now, until we get Trevor sorted out.
Still yours with one ball,
Shaved
