Down by the bay, where the watermelon grow

Back to my home, I dare not go

For if I do, my mother will say...

"Have you ever seen a whale

With a polka-dot tail?"

Mom's a little senile. Its sad. But she's a hit at parties.

The Moral: Don't ask, don't tell.

TREV:-)
Trevor Kern
trevster@cox.net
Truth, Beauty, Freedom and above all else Love.

Next Time:

Something that makes a little more sense, I think.