"Man I hate Ash!" Misty thought to herself as she sat aroungd the campfire. Ever since her uncle had sent her out on this order, she had to actually pretend to like that idiot, Ash. "I hate him and Brock and even his stupid Pokèmon." Ash streched.
"Time for bed."
"Yeah Ash" Brock agreed. Ash and Brock headed to bed while Misty snook out to the forest with her pack. Once she was in the forest she pulled out a transister radio. Misty turned it on and spun the dial to 111.1 and she picked up the phone.
"Hello. Base twerp to Jesse-James. Are you there?" Misty spoke into the handset.
"Uh Yeah. Jesse, is thing on? It is? OK. Yeah we're here." James voice answered.
"Ok. Well, I think that tommorrow The Boss wants me to go though with THE PLAN."
"Really?"Jesse answered, "Remember the pin!!!!"
"I won't. Ok. I have a great surprise for you!!!!!" Misty's excited voice cut in.
"What?" Jesse and James answered in unison. Misty heard a set of giggles.
"I found his.....his....his DIARY!! And...Hahaha....and....hahaha...It's covered in..hahaha...JigglyPuffs!!!!"
"Really??? Hahaha....The Boss will be really happy with you!!!" Jesse answered.
"Ok. I'll start from the beginning:
June 1; Today I got my first pokèmon. It's a rat that shoots sparks from his cheeks. He got hurt by some Spearows so I took him to the pokèmon center. I think his name is Pikachu.
June 3; I hope that no one finds out my secret.....I am actually a 9 year old girl, named Ashley L. and I have to wear this retarded wig and I have to pretend to like I like Brock and Misty. They are soooo dumb.
June 30; I met Team Rocket. They suck. I think that I am in love-with this dude named Butch. That is all there is....But I can't believe that Ash is a ...Hahahaha....girl!!!!!"
"Wait....I know!!! Go take his wig and burn it! That will scare him!!!!!!"James said.
"Yeah! I better go. Bye!" Misty said. She turned the dail a few times so that Ash-Oops-Ashley-couldn't find out Team Rocket's secrets. She tucked it into the pack and headed back to camp. Once she was there she grabbed Ashley's hair and pulled. It stuck a little then it pulled loose.
"What does he use? Fix-a-dent?" Misty thought. She took the disgusting matt of hair and tossed it into the dieing fire. It sparked to life and the fire restarted. Then she reached into her bag and pulled out JigglyPuff's mike. She pulled of the top and wrote on Ashley's face: I AM ASHLEY. Then Misty walked off into the night and met up with Jesse and James and they had a great time. Ashley was so embrassed that she shot herself in the head.
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