Author: *Evil*Mew*
A Honeymoon at the Beach Part-4
Jesse nodded her head eagerly.
"Yeah and we'll really get him this time!!"
She and James had been dumped into a boat that Ash and Losers had been occupying. When they came across Ash's Pissed Off Pikachu they thought that their happy days were over. Instead they found out that Pikachu had been trying to get away for weeks. But when he saw Team Rocket his dreams had come true.
"Pika Pika chu chu chu Pika?" (So I'll do that and you do what?) Pikachu asked. They went back to whispering.
Finally sometime later: Jesse snuck back to her room and grabbed her "survival" kit, which consisted of hairspray, make-up, thread (for who knows what), and 3 cans of (Jesse's secret delight)......Whipped cream!
James headed to his room and grabbed his survival kit which included: matches, candles, X-tra gallon of gasoline, a blanket, a net, a shovel, lilac colored eyeshadow (don't ask!), and his secet delight, Peanut butter! Pikachu headed into his little "cat" paridise. (Ash was dumb enough to have Pikachu live in this condo cat house.)
While in there, Pikachu grabbed his "Ash-X Kit". I was made up of: pepper spray, mase, handcuffs, 2 bottles of horseradish (Ash is so allergic to it that he swells up to 10 x's his regular size.), pins, bedsheets, rope, and for Pikachu, Ketchup. They met back in James's room.
"Pika pikachu chu!!!" (I'll set up the trap for Ash!!!) Pikachu quickly butted in.
"I'll take Misty!" Jesse said.
"And I get Brock who is as smart as a rock." James said.
"Pikachu chu Pika Pika!!" (Quit whining or they'll hear you!!) Pikachu stated as he smacked James.
"Don't do that Pikachu!" Jesse said as she smacked Pikachu, "He's my husband and only I can smack him."
They all headed off to set up the traps. Pikachu headed into Ash's bedroom. Once in there, he pulled Ashes bedsheets off and remade his bed with sheets that were poked though with pins. Next to his bed, Pikachu streched a rope that if it should break, it would have a spray can spraying mase all over. In Ash's toothpaste tube, Pikachu sqeezed all of the old stuff out and stuffed horseradish in the tube. Then Pikachu went into his cat condo and he ate his kethcup. Meanwhile....
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Jesse headed into Misty's room. Inside, she placed thread that streched across the room. She streched it across in every direction, and if any were broken, a large can of hairspray would fall, spraying hairspray all over.
"What a waste of hairspray! But if I get that little geek in the right spot......" Jesse mumbled to herself. She dumped her macara onto Misty's bed. On her mirror, she wrote this in lipsick:
" I am watching you!" Red eyeshadow, all over her clothes. With her nail-file, she shredded some of the clothes. Nailpolish? All over Misty's Pokč-balls, sealing them shut. Then she headed to her room and ate her whipped cream. Meanwhile..... ~*~*~*~***~*~*~*~
James slipped into Brock's room. First thing he did was to coat Brock's bed and his (GET THIS!!!!!!) dutch oven, in gasoline.
"When Brock turns on this oven, he will turn out as toast!" James chuckled to himself. He lit 2 red candles, dribbling the wax over his Pokč-balls, sealing them shut. He took the remainder of the wax and he threw it across Brock's mirror. He lit a match (far away from the gas, mind you...) and set Brock's clothes on fire.
He stomped them out when there was nothing left. He then lit 4 brown candles and let them burn until there was a mound of wax on the floor, that looked like dirt. he stuck the shovel in for a dramatic look and wrote in red wax:
"I don't like you so I am digging your grave!!" He then headed to Jesse and his room and he started on his peanut butter. Jesse walked in just as he stuck his finger in for the first time. He hastily shoved it behind his back.
"It's OK James.....Anyways, what if Misty and Ash head to....Ash's room before she goes to hers?" Jesse asked James.
"Brock'll go first to bed and then those two loser lovers can do whatever they want to do out there. Plus, that's were all the food is? Right?" James answered. Jesse nodded her head....
Will the traps work?
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TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!
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