Author: *Evil*Mew*
A Hurting Boy
September 3, 1998:
Journal, let me tell you that this is going to sound strange, but I think I'm in love-and not with one of those models. More like a rebel. She totally can't stand me, but I like her anyways. I am now a full force member of Team Rocket. And she is too. I only know her as "Big Jess". I don't even know her real name. Be Back Soon.
Later, Good news! Jessibelle is gone for good-I hope! But that's not the good news, the good news is Jesse (that's her name), Meowth, and I are all partners. Meowth, who is very strange, can talk. Jesse is going to let her hair grow out-I heard her tell this witch named Cassidy.
Cassidy's partner is this guy who really sounds like a frog. I think that for Hallow's Eve, he should go as a frog. "Ribbit ribbit!" I think his name is Butch. And their pokčmon is a Raticate! We got a Meowth. I think I'm going to like this business. September 4, 1998;
I knew what an insane person was like, now I know what a stupid person is like. We met Ash, this retard who thinks he's a Pokčmon Master. The only reason we've decided to teroize him is because he has a Pikachu. This rat thing is supposed to be very rare. I think that I will try to explain my history. Here goes:
I was born to Mr. and Mrs. James Ketornat the III. When I was young, I had a pet Growlith that I was attached too. His name was Growly. Because all of the other kids thoguht I was a "snobby rich kid" who "thinks-he-knows-it-all", I was left all alone. thank goodness for Growly. I grew up with him as my only campanion.
When I was about 15, my parents started to take an interest in me. I loved this attention, as they had always ignored me in the past. How was I supposed to know they were looking for a bride? They finally settled on Jesibelle, who thought that she was the only girl in the world who had lost her virginity at the age of 13. She loved me.
Or it might have been the millions that I were to recieve after the wedding. Who knows. Anyways, when I first saw her, I started to run. She was about 5' 8", with pink hair that was cut in this crew cut thing, gray eyes, fat, and she smelled like a Weezing who had been left in a garbage heap. For way too long. Are you laughing? I am.
So I solved the problem, I ran away from home. I attended Pokč-Tech, dropped out, joined a bike gang, dropped out of that too, joined Team Rocket, and here I am. My Mother would have a cow. Good for her. B.B.S. September 6, 1998;
Doing OK.....I think that tommorrow is going to be my lucky day. B.B.S Later, I was close! I got a letter, I will copy it in:
Dear James, This is your Mother, Mrs. James Ketornat the III. I would request that you should call home. It is very important. Thank you. Sincerely, Mrs. James Ketornat the III Are you laughing? I am. B.B.S. September 14, 1998;
I hate my Mother, my Father, and most of all Jesibelle. That witch killed my Growly. I had given him to Officer Jenny, so she train him as a police dog, but that whore Jessible, stole my pup back, and killed him.
September 16, 1998;
To try and make up for it, my Father bought me a pokčmon. A Bellsprout. Blah. I think I will sell it. Later, It evolved! Hip hip Hooray! A Weepinbell is a little better then a Bellsprout. Maybe I won't sell it.....
September 18, 1998;
I have been sooooo busy. Jesse is in this mood swing were she wacks everyone she sees. I am so in love. Later, Well, 6 bumps later and I'm still on her good side-I hope. Meowth got on her nasty side by using her hairspray to kill the bugs. Now, whenever she sees him, she punts him about 5oo yards into the woods. Poor cat.
September 23, 1998;
Stupid stupid Ash. Leaving his pokčmon out where animals can get them! He he he. We got a beedrill out of his efforts. Off to the boss!
September 30, 1998;
The Boss thought it was OK.....Once he saw it's Twin Needle Attack. He shredded our paychecks-then the Boss gave us a raise. Poor us.
October 25, 1999;
Hello! I am sorry about the length of time it took for me to find you, Journal, but goood has happened! Jesse and I are going out! Yes!
Shortly after this, his Mother took ill and James rushed home. The house started on fire, killing his Mother and Father and taking all that he owned. Jesse didn't care though, for she and James were married in May of 2001. And all ends well.
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