Team Rocket World Wide Version 3.0
Author: Ivy Storaci

My Day as Meowth from Team Rocket

It was a long day. Jesse,James and I were walking threw the woods tired and hungry and exhausted.

"My stomach hurts" whined James as he usually does all day long. I could hear a slap against James' skin as Jesse hit him.

"Shut up James wining doesn't help hunger!" she shouted also hungry.I just rolled my eyes and continued to walk dragging my limp tail behind me. All of a sudden I smelt food. Very good food. Jesse and James smelt it to and we dashed off. Then we saw it was the twerp Brock cooking dinner for Misty and Ass..erm Ash.

"Oh that food smells so good" Jesse said after taking another wiff. James sat there drooling as if he saw a jelly donut twice his size.

"If only we could steal 'dere meal" I said thinking of a plan to get dinner for my trainers and I. I got an idea and told Jesse and James to set up some bombs far away knowing the twerps would go off to see what it was. They did so and after a few blasts my prediction was correct.

We dashed out of the bushes after the twerps left and started to eat. The food was great. Brock was a good cook for a guy with no eye balls. We devoured the whole meal,bread,soup,crackers anything. I had the Poketreats for dessert Jesse and James lay there full.

*Belch* The noise came from James' mouth as Jesse and I chuckled. After a while we got up and began to walk off. Just as we walked threw the bushes an annoying 12 year old voice stopped us

"HEY LOOK ITS TEAM ROCKET!" Misty and Brock were running behind the twerp.

Jesse looked at Ash,"No duh stupid you act like you haven't seen us before."

I laughed. Then I saw a trainer with long brown hair dressed like Ash with a pikachu on her shoulders stand next to ash. James looked confused. Jesse stood there with an eyebrow raised. I smelt the scent of a female meowth.

"PIKA! THUNDER BOLT!" The female trainer commanded as the pikachu thunderbolted us all to the ground. Jesse growed, James whined, I stood back up glaring at the female trainer.

Just then a pokemon popped out of the pokeball along the female trainer's waist. It was a female meowth who looked vagily familar.

"Grr. Meowsy get back into your pokeball" said the trainer in disgust. The meowth by the name of Meowsy said,

"Shut up nikki im da' top cat around here so DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Nikki shut up .I liked Meowsy's attitude, her fur, her eyes. I walked over to her and said hello.

"Who are you?" she said as she licked her paw and brushed it behind her ears.

"My names Meowth you must be Meowsy from what your human calls you." I said watching her.

"Yes my names Meowsy" she replied taking her other paw and licking it and wiping her chest.

"MEOWTH STOP FLIRTING AND GET OVER HERE ON OUR SIDE!" Jesse yelled. I slowly walked away back to my teammates side.

"What are you losers doing over here!" Misty said clutching togepi in her arms.

"Actually we had a very delicious meal" Jesse said rubbing her still thin stomach.

"YOU ATE OUR DINNER!" Ash yelled.

"Of course." James said subtily also rubbing his stomach which wasn't very thin.

"Figures you guys are lower then I thought!" Misty said.

"Come on Pika lets show these guys how angry we are." Nikki said looking at her pikachu who was talking with Ash's pikachu.

"PIKA!" she shouted. Pika rolled her eyes and continued to talk. Nikki falls anime style. Ash trys the same thing and Pikachu shocks him. Ash also falls anime style. Jesse cackles as James laughs. I just sat there staring at Meowsy's beauty. She was so calm so self-consious so so...*THUD*

"OW!" I shouted rubbing my rear-end after Jesse kicked me. "What was 'dat for!"

"For being a lazy meowth now come on!" She said. I stood up and glared at the female trainer for a few minutes then turned my eyes back on Meowsy with an anime blush on my face. Jesse threw out her prized pokemon Arbok as James threw out Victreebell as it clamped on his head.

"EIIIIIIII!!!!" He shouted from inside Victreebell's mouth. Jesse and I sighed as James returned it and fell on his rump.

"ARBOK! POISON STING ATTACK!" Jesse commanded. Arbok did as she was told.

"PIKA THUNDER!" Nikki commaned. Pika also obeyed and hit arbok.

"ChhHAaAAaARrRrR!!!" Arbok screamed as she became shocked with powerful bolts of electricy. She fell and Jesse returned her. James threw out weezing.

"Sludge attack now!" He commanded in a deep voice trying to sound masculine. Weezing did so and hit Pika in the eyes.

"Chaaa!" The pokemon cryed while shaking her head trying to get the sludge out.Jesse,James and I laughed but I still continued to look at Meowsy who glared at Weezing.

"Pikachu thunder shock them!" Ash yelled. Pikachu did so after making sure Pika was alright. We all screamed and said our usual.......

"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTIN OFF AGAIN!!!"* ding * Meowsy sighed as the trainers cheered from watching Team Rocket blasting off. After a while we landed. I landed in a tree while Jesse and James landed in a bush.

"Well thats just great! We eat and we get defeated!" Jesse said getting up and brushing herself off including a caterpie which discided to lay on her shoulder.

"All I wanted to do was eat and run not eat and fly." James said getting up and also brushing himself off. I hoped out of the tree and walked to Jesse and James.

"I can't believe it." I said still with a blush on my face. Jesse and James looked at each other.

"Can't believe what we get blasted off many times...and whats with your face don't tell us your sick again!" Jesse said.

"WOBBA!" Wobbuffet shouts as he pops out of his ball annoying Jesse.

"WOBBUFFET STAY IN YOUR BALL!" she yelled returning Wobbuffet.

"I can't believe I found Meowsy again with trainers like 'dat." "I always thought she was better 'dan 'dat. AND NO IM NOT SICK!"

That night I was sitting by the fire while Jesse and James we're sleeping silently in their seperate tents.

I was thinking about Meowsy. Thinking if she would go for a cat like me. Thinking if that few moments together ment something even though it was just getting to know each other. Wondering. I put out the fire and I curled up in my sleeping bag and fell asleep with thoughts running threw my mind.

The next morning I woke up and didn't see Jesse or James. So I figured they were out getting some supplies for our next journy and telling the boss of our failure. I got up and ate the breakfast that was there for me and drank the tea there. I saw a note and I picked it up. As I read my eyes widened and heard the crash of my tea cup hitting the ground.I got up and ran to where the note said.

There I was standing there watching Jesse and James together. My mind was puzzled, I thought I was going insane! But I wasn't! Jesse and James were kissing and caressing each other in their embrass.

"JESSE JAMES ARE YOU INSANE!" I screamed. J & J looked at each other and laughed.

"Yes" They answered together and continued to kiss. I ran away looking for something to clear my fragile little mind ruined by the two.I felt like a child walking in on his parents during something like that. I was sick. Sicker then ever.

"Why would they give me a note saying 'dat" I asked myself quietly walking back to the camp site.

~*~*~ to be continued ~*~*~

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