Index of Comics

  1. Puppetry
  2. Puppetry2
  3. Puppetry3
  4. Eyes
  5. Uni
  6. Coke
  7. Coke2
  8. Coke3
  9. Obsessed
  10. ACS
  11. ACS 2
  12. ACS 3
  13. Coat
  14. Coat2
  15. Sex This one's sort of an inside joke, so most will not get it.
  16. Sousaphone
  17. Sousaphone2
  18. Sousaphone3 Alternate version of 2
  19. Sousaphone4 Alternate version of 2
  20. Food
  21. Novel
  22. Alfalfa
  23. DP
  24. DP2
  25. Stool
  26. Fall Into The Gap
  27. Chia
  28. Dirty Foriegners
  29. Beans
  30. Pimps
  31. Tiajuana (Indefinitely) This is a crossover done with The Indefinite Series
  32. The Eternal Struggle
  33. Wax
  34. An Illustrated Guide to White People I'm so classy that I managed to get thru the whole comic without mentioning trailer parks!
  35. Government
  36. Government--Autographed version. Print it out and pretend like you know me!
  37. PP The first of the "lost episodes."
  38. Police
  39. Door
  40. The Making of "The Pedaling Prostitute"
  41. You knew it had to happen sooner or later. True Story
  42. True Story II
  43. True Story III
  44. Death - not so funny, but the font sort of reminded me of how death talks in ALL CAPS in Terry Pratchett books, and I was like, "Hey. I'll jump on the bandwagon." True story.
  45. Bogus
  46. Topics
  47. the black comic
  48. Junkie
  49. damn punk kids
  50. pretty (subtle)
  51. pretty (not subtle)
  52. bukkake
  53. chicken
  54. chicken 2
  55. A Re-occuring theme
  56. lucky bastard Seriously, these ARE my choices and how they've been described to me.
  57. monkeys
  58. grammar
  59. celebrities that should be endorsing things I
  60. celebrities II
  61. Celebrities III
  62. Honkey Circus
  63. Honkey Tonk
  64. Normal
  65. Anchorman Note the lifelike anchor hair
  66. Anchorman 2
  67. Anchorman 3
  68. Feminine Hygiene Warning: Gross
  69. Adware
  70. Tribute to the Best Comic In the World (this comic actually is NOTHING LIKE THAT COMIC. This is just a tribute. You gotta believe me, and I wish you were there.)
  71. Out of Touch
  72. Jazzy
  73. Native
  74. Bike I drew this for a friend when she got ran over by a bike, and I found it again recently, and it made me laugh.
  75. Directions I drew this based on actual directions given to me at WEEK, and found it again recently.
  76. IM
  77. GW
  78. vagina shoes
  79. dumbass
  80. hot
  81. BFF
  82. decorator
  83. Mermaider
  84. Romance
  85. Achievement
  86. Achievement2
  87. whack it
  88. wedding
  89. a lady's guide to seducing a man
    Meijer
    Election
    Election 2
    Of Montreal
    slugs*NEW*
    Gwar *NEW*
    Where does glitter come from?*newest*
    Supervillian*newest*

Comics Where I Illustrate a Disturbing Search Request from my Blog

(this idea stolen from Spamusement, where the far more talented author illustrates the titles to spam e-mails he recieves)

  1. Hermaprodite Porn
  2. Canadian Slang Words of the 1940's
  3. Can I Eat Vicks Vaporub?
  4. non aisian movies
  5. Khan's Classy Ladies
  6. Veggie Tales and Bohemian Rhapsody
  7. Beautiful Girl Taking a Piss and Poo in Public
  8. What is it With Old White Guys?
  9. Because You're Bored
  10. Dog Girl Sexy
  11. Are Children Lazy and Dum?
  12. Gary Coleman Money Lender
  13. I Don't Want To Stop Wearing Adult Diapers
  14. True Hermaphrodite Stories
  15. Bus Terminals and Pee
  16. Hibatchi Stake House
  17. Embarassing Colitis *by guest cartoonist Sui!*
  18. Free Hermaphrodite Movies
  19. Free Hermaphrodite Movies Part 2 *by guest cartoonist Tina!*
  20. Do Hamsters Have Rabbis? *by guest cartoonist Tina!*
  21. Hi-Liter Hitler
  22. 70's Porn Hermaphrodite
  23. What does the japanese word hanakah mean?
  24. Monkey Gots a Hockey Stick
  25. Monkey Hamper
  26. Alternatives to Taragon
  27. Welcome to my Nasty Ass House
  28. Stewardess in Pantyhose
  29. Funnel Cake Trailer
  30. Jokes Involving Diahrea
  31. Eyelid Eczema
  32. Nood Cartoon Women
  33. How to Make a Butplug
  34. Naked Pictures of Billy Corgan
  35. Sprint Donnie Osmond
  36. Dave Grohl Pregnant
  37. How Do They Test Eyeliner on Monkees?
  38. A Reindeer Indiana
  39. rabbis in weasels
  40. Niggas Appreciate Honkeys

Retales

(so far, the first three panels of each of these actually did happen at work)

  1. Coupons
  2. Coupons 2
  3. Brokeback
  4. Sitcom
  5. Your Voice is Very Nasal

Ryan Vs

cLAMEs

(again, the first part of each of these actually did happen)

  1. Hrneqslpd (classic)
  2. Hrneqlspd (shiv)
  3. I need to finish my claim
  4. the Sigher
  5. Shitty
  6. Chut Up!
  7. Faith She seriously said all of this to the customer and it was awesome.
  8. Dick this did not happen, but I feel the statement at the bottom is true.
  9. Why?
  10. I wish I worked at Aflac
  11. Good Neighbor
  12. That Duck Is My Hero
  13. My First Obscene Phone Call
  14. Jesus loves you!
  15. slow
  16. Eh? Eh?
  17. patriotism
  18. rear fender*NEW*

Friendships

I decided to condense all my friendships into one comic each.

  1. Ryan
  2. Rebecca
  3. Ashley
  4. Stevenson
  5. RJ
  6. Julie
  7. Andy
  8. Josh

Wouldn't it be awesome if they were buddy cops?

A Pyromaniac Zombie & a Vampire Hunter

  1. Pilot
  2. Loose Cannons
  3. I'll handle this
  4. Pyro Zombie & Rick Meet the Harlem Globetrotters

Ben Franklin & Booker T Washington

  1. crack whores
  2. transfered to the vice squad
  3. Origins pt 1

Dave Grohl & Co.

  1. The Age-Old Question
  2. Dave Grohl Becomes a Film Critic

Inspired by Josh

Shared Interests
Annoyance
Bathtub
Morrissey
More Morrissey
More More Morrissey!
Hitler
benefits