Professor: Okay, this guy is the reason this list was started. I hate him. Please, someone who thinks he is funny, email us. I can then add you to this list.
Floor Rating: As mentioned above, I want him standing at the window the plane flies through. The sooner he is dead, the better.
Helen Hunt:
Professor: Jesus, come on. Three words: Ugly as sin.
Floor Rating: I would put her on the top floor, so that way she is trapped. She can sit there, burning alive, and somehow not get uglier because thats just goddam impossible.
Fred Durst:
Professor: Christ, I hate this guy. What an asshole. What a waste of what could have been time spent producing good music.
Floor Rating: Have him hang out with Helen Hunt. I want him to suffer.
Rosie Odonnel:
Professor: Okay, this bitch needs to go down. I'm sure everyone can understand this, and if you can't, I probably hate you. Rosie is a waste of (very much) flesh. If I could only pick one to be up there, it would probably be her. God, I hate Rosie. Die, bitch.
Floor Rating: I wouldn't want her by the window. The plane might bounce off of her and kill someone cool. I would staple her to the ceiling of the top floor so her burned melted fat can drip onto everyone else I deem worthy of being there. Yeah.
Joan Rivers:
Professor: Right, this bitch sucks. Ever watched spaceballs? She fucking sucks. Try a drinking game where you have to drink everytime she pisses you off. Needless to say, I was hammered fast and couldn't finish the fucking movie.
Floor Rating: Remember those people who jumped out of the building to their deaths? Yeah, make her one. Also, make her wear that stupid ass costume from spaceballs. Damn you, Joan Rivers.
Patrick Roy:
Professor: I just hate him. Cocky jackass.
Floor Rating: Throw him on a lower floor, only to get trampled to death by those fleeing the building. Yeah.
Mark David Chapman:
Professor: As much as I could think of many other ways to kill this asshole, this is sufficient. Not just for killing John, but for missing Yoko. Fuck you, Mark.
Floor Rating: Fuck the floor, put him on the plane. I want to be sure he's put out. Fucker.
Congress:
Professor: Fuckin straight. All of 'em. Maybe then the new guys won't bend us over so much.
Floor Rating: Put all of them in a bathroom in the second building so they have time to shit themselves, but lock the door.
John Edward:
Professor: Man, it saddens me to see people believe this bullshit. South Park put it best when they said, ". . . but think about it, is that really what you want? To just be floating around after you die having to talk to this asshole?"
Floor Rating: Hm. Throw him on the roof. That's cool. Or off of it. Whatever.