| Why is Sober Mike so good? |
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| Why am I so good? I mean seriously... I'm pretty fucking good. But why? Obviously there is no one answer. There are many. So here I will give you some of them. |
| Reason #1: I like Darkthrone. Any self respecting human being should. If you do not, you probably don't deserve to live. I think this is obvious. Reason #2: My ego. Why would I have such a big ego if I wasn't so good? Reason #3: I'm always right. If you don't believe me, ask me sometime to see the "I'm always right" dance. It proves once and for all that I am always right. Just ask Mike Skinthrasher or the Lore Lord. Reason #4: I am in Sauron. I am also the coolest member of Sauron. I proved this with the "I'm always right" dance. So don't dispute it. Reason #5: I hate the Professor. You should too. |
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| Reasons #6, 7, and 8: Look at me. I'm super sexy, I have a Kreator shirt, and I have a bullet belt. I don't think I really have to go on with any more reasons I am so good after showing this picture. I probably will though, sometime in the future. |