The Chronicles of Ann Hecke
The Encroachment of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I've been encroached upon, god damn it!
The End

The Hot Mouth of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I've got hot mouth god damn it!
The End

The Treeing of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I'm stuck in a tree, god damn it!
The End

The Jungle Juicing Poopshooting of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I've been Jungle Juice Poopshooted, god damn it!
The End

The Food Gathering of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I want to gather some food god damn it!
The End

The Canning of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I'm trapped in a can, god damn it!
The End

The Missed Hit of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I've missed my hit, god damn it!
The End

The Cheese Famine of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
I'm in a cheese famine, god damn it!
The End

The Cherry Popping of Ann Hecke
Chapter One
Phase One
My fucking cherry is popped, god damn it!
The End
By:  Ann Hecke
As Told By:  Enoonmai