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So, just what makes Liv Tyler so hot? Let me break it down - this way you aren't bombarded with all that sexiness at once, and can appreciate each small aspect. |
First, lets look at those blue, sexy ass eyes. |
As you can see here, they have a definite almond shape to them. The beautiful symmetry here is outstanding. |
Here we can appreciate their beauty even in a black and white photo. Note the sexy stare off to the side, and the hair that falls in front of the left eye. |
Here we see her smiling eyes. Note the upwards curve to the eyebrows. There is a slight closing of the eyes, which retains a sexy look while also exuding a happy one. This is a difficult task to accomplish. |
To the left here, you can't help but notice the eyelash factor. This is definitely key to sexy eyes, as is the ability to wear eye make-up properly. Not the lifting of her right eyebrow in this picture. It puts across the 'I'm-feeling-sexy' without fail. |
Alright, theres a brief view of her eyes. Next we shall look at the lips. |
Here we can see an innocent smile. Pay attention to the thickness of the lips, and the nice curves in the upper lip. Again, note symmetry. |
Here is a bigger smile. Note the awesome lil dimples, and curves of the cheeks. Also notice how well she pulls off the red lipstick. I believe this is a very important factor... Proper lipstick maintenance is vital. |
Here we can see the open-mouth-happy-yell look. This woman can give a great wide smile when, as seen here, she laughs or the like. Even the shape is to be appreciated. |
Here we not only see the awesome full lips, but also some teeth. When Liv smiles and shows her teeth, it has the effect of making a mans heart drop through his stomach to the floor. |
Well, I could definitely go on about those all day, but lets move on to.... |
Hair. |
It is quite possible that Liv Tyler's hair is not made of proteins, like yours or mine, but rather an extravagant type of silk. |
Ah, here we see the hair spread out again... Note the semi-messy look, yet how it retains a uniform look nonetheless. It also exudes a very soft and delicate aura. |
Here we acknowledge the way the hair perfectly frames the face. Note here the upward curves to her hair just above her forehead, while at the same time it kind of just falls on her shoulders. Ah, where's the wind?? |
Here we have the classic thrown-over-to-one-side look. Always a winner, and a little wind thrown in for extra effect. Being able to do this is mandatory, and Liv yet again accomplishes this feat without a snag. |
Now lets move on to the body, one of my personal favorites - the legs. |
Here she gives us a great view of one of these limbs of divinity. Notice the thigh, and how well her knee transforms into calf. The ratio here of size distribution is uncanny. Beauty. |
The classic knees-together-and-feet-pointed pose is always a great one. It can emit just how tone and well shaped the legs are. Note here again, the knees. These are vital to legs, as having knobby knees or bulky ones can be hazardous. These legs are truly flawless, and can cause heart attacks. |
Here she illustrates just how beatiful legwear can be. Although not vital to the legs, a pair of heels always accentuates the shape and form. In this crouched position, we can see that there is not a cingle cell of fat that disrupts the flow of this pose. The legs fold perfectly, again, enough to kill a man. |
Jesus Christ!!! Here we have a standing pair of perfect legs. The shoes add to the perceptual length of the legs. Note her angellic way of pointing her feet together, ankles apart, and knees close. Divine intervention? |
Oooooo, naughty Liv. |
Now we shall venture back north, and take a serious look into her breasts. |
Liv has the uncanny ability to subtley and gracefully display her breasts. Clothes are always an important factor, and Liv never dresses wrong. |
Here we can see Liv perfecting the art of a strap-down-no-bra-see-my-sexy-shoulder pose. Take note of the lift on the breast, pointing out the ability to never actually have to wear a bra. Beauty. |
To the left: A display of the coolness a bra can impose anyways. Liv demonstrates the ability for any necessary level of cleavage, inciting one to say "yeah-yeah". |
The waist of Liv Tyler is also an evolutionary masterpiece, as seen from here. |
The scientific community may have evidence of genetic perfection through a contact to a race centuries ahead of us. |
That is definitely a crazy-little-sexy belly button - Here is a great display of the slight inward curve on the stomach, the wrap-your-hands-aroundable waist, but the bodies curves coming in and out of the waist is yet another thing that could incite a man to say "yeah-yeah". |
To the right, we see not only the waist, but a little bit of leg. I just couldn't cut that out. Anywho, we see a great hourglass figure, which is crazy hot. Skirts kick ass. |
Below we have a back view. This is also a chance to get a look at the small of her back. Hot-diggity-dog-damnifictation is a result of viewing it. |
Wow. Not that it does it justice, that is a brief view of the crazy-hot Liv Tylers body. Now, dressing is also important, and we shall see just how Liv manages to dress really awesome-I'm-stupified-by-lookingly. |
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Sweet, beer and all. |
Here she has some outfit on, I don't know what it is or anything, but damn. Red is such a sweet color. |
Neato. Wind should blow like that more often. |
Dear Lord, be still my beating heart. Here she demonstrates her ability to inspire men around the globe just by sitting down. |
Sexy and graceful, is there anything she doesn't do? Here Liv is incorporating a mmm-feel-the-warm-sun-while-closing-my-eyes-and-showing-lots-of-skin manuever. |
Here she shows us the importance of transparent clothing yet again. I hate to think of the sort of Nazi Commie Fascist Regime that would ever dare take away such a breakthrough in the world. Leave transparent clothes alone, you fascists! Go and have an apple, fuckers! Ahem. I digress - will any color work for Liv? Hell yes. Trust me. |
There you have it. I sat down after making the first page of liv photos, and thought "Hey, you know what? What is it that makes liv tyler so hot? Well, this page is definitely a partial answer to that question. Until we know how it was she really came into this earth, whether it was aliens, government conspiricies involving genetics, or cloning, we'll never have a full answer. This must suffice. I hope it helps explain things. Have a good day. |