| Reality TV |
| Before I get started on this rant I want to say FUCK YOU!! I'll post my rants whenever the fuck I want. I hate it when people are like... where's your new rant? blah blah.. it's been 2 weeks... blah blah... fuck you. Anyway, on to more important things... Recently we have been bombard with stupidity. That's not really a terribly new thing; it's just the way it's being presented that's got my panties in a bunch. TV sucks in general, but its reality TV that makes me want to gouge my eyes out and feed them to a rabid dog. Reality TV... let's think about that for just a second. If you want reality, TURN OFF THE FUCKING TV! Watching a bunch of people that live in a Vegas casino and fuck like bunnies is not reality. Nor are 30 whores trying to fuck one guy. How about the day to day life of a rock superstar's family? No. It's not reality and it's not even entertainment, its mindless dribble. No plot, no moral, no story, nothing of any value what-so-ever. These shows just go to prove that the world can't mind its own fucking business. Someone out there is watching these shows. If there wasn't anyone watching then they wouldn't make so many. As a matter of fact, I bet you watch at least one of them... which one is it?? Real World? Bachelor?? It doesn't really matter, but if you watch a single reality TV show I want you to do me a favor. First, send this website to everyone you know that watches reality shows. Next, you need to write a letter... a suicide letter. Tell your friends/parents/significant other that you are making the world a better place by removing yourself from it. Then, choke yourself on your own shit. Now... how about the people that are actually on reality shows. No one has ever watched a reality show and thought.... "Wow, he's a really intelligent guy. I wish I was more like him." The people on these shows are either brain dead, complete assholes, or hornier then 16 year-old boy with his hand inside his first pair of panties. These people beg and plead to be on the show and then they bitch and moan the whole time about being on the show. The producers of these shows pick the dumbest 10% of people and put them in stupid situations. You know what would make a good reality show?? Well, we've seen that stupid people make for good TV... so let's go all out. We'll get a group of people with Downs Syndrome (or something similar) and put them in a giant meat grinder and see if they can get out. I might watch that... To sum up... Don't watch reality TV. If you're going to watch it, kill yourself afterwards. If you've ever been on a reality TV show, take this opportunity to kill yourself and your whole family to insure your blood line doesn't continue. |
| Ever want to bash in the head of the person closest to you? Kill yourself to escape from the stupidity of other people? Make a porno but can't find a good place to hide the camera? Send me an e-mail and if I like your rant I might post it. |