What is wrong with dave can we please just take a minutes and reflect on that question. I believe that my pissing on dave was justified because of the way he acts, I mean come on people, he hit on women with a hamster in his hat thinking it was cool.   I think the thing that everyone questions the most about dave was the list.  He actually made a list with a 1-10 scale over different things in peoples rooms.  Ok he had a comfort couch rating and a rating over how loud he could be in a room.   What the hell is that all about and then let us not forget the time he smoked so much he couldnt see and then drove home.   Of course he didnt make it and went into a ditch.  that was the last time we saw that kid.

Why you should let some of the Goldfish go

Ok we all know that when you are eating goldfish you are tempted to eat them all because of how good they are.   You must however take a moment a reflect on what you are doing to the population of the goldfish.   You need to let some of the goldfish go so they may swim up stream and make more goldfish.   Of course you must understand that some of the goldfish will be lost because my kangaroo will eat them which is only natural.   He is a good animal though and brings me orange juice so i dont need to leave my couch .   I think that with that said everyone who reads this will understand why you must allow some of the goldfish to be set free.    There is always the midget factor involed in that if all goldfish were gone than all the midgets would disappear.  if that happened we wouldnt have anyone to laugh at or rent for the day.   Plus then china would explode and we would be sad.   Please help save the midgets and save the planet from sure destruction.

I I have to ask the question which do most people prefer.   The regular eggos or the small ones?   you really have to think because they are both circles but one is bigger and the other has 4.   Please let me know your opinions in the guestbook and i will give you mine shortly.

Why I hate glenn's cat: The cat at times can be nice to some people and by some people I mean Glenn and myself.   90 percent of the time however she is a straight up bitch to me and everyone else.    She hates all females no matter who they are and also hate almost all males.   When people come over all she does in bitch and hiss at people.    If that were not enough she bitches when she gets pet and scratches people as well.     I have to enjoy the fact that peter has a dog because obviously King is a million times better.    Dogs are just better animals and at least they poop outside and I cant smell it in my fucking bathroom, damb the litter box.     King is a puppy and therefore has problems but at the same time he will outgrow them unlike the bitch that lives in my apartment.   I hate cats especiallt this one with every bone in my body.

Ok that is all for now until i get back from Japan in which i hope to have sex with some random japanese women.   That would be very nice and i would enjoy that situation very much.   Im also going to get sars and bring it back and give it to everyone i know.   Im such a good friend am i not.   By the way im putting more pictures up over my trip to new hampshire and the fucked up party at my house and at unh.   I dont have a picture of my sisters friend who wants to fuck me though that was fucking strange.   I didnt get in there though because i like someone else but who knows it could be fun next time i go home.  we will see.

Things I hate: 1. Joyce 2. The Dolpins, the football team 3. People who ride their bikes in the street, what a dumb law 4. People who stop to make right turns 5. Glenn's cat 6. Kerry even though Im not sure if thats how you spell his first name 7. Kerry, this time the democratic asshole 8.  People who put ketchup on their eggs.   I hate them all 9. Ranch dressing 10. Darrell, my sister's worthless husband