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CNN Breaking News: Patriots D Charged With Rape
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Breaking News on CNN.com: Patriots D Charged With Rape
From the penthouse to the doghouse. This saying fits quite well for the 2003 New England Patriots. Fresh off a victory Sunday afternoon in Foxboro, MA, federal agents took into custody all members of the Patriots starting defensive unit. The AFC Championship t shirts were covered up with black and white jail-striped suits. Champaigne glasses were wisked away from the defensive unit as well as the handcuffs were slapped on the wrists.
Formal charges have not yet been declared, but even any football novice will tell you that the arrests had to do with the New England Defense assaulting, clutching, grabing, and essentially raping the Indianapolis Colts passing attack. In Times Square, some 4 year old Japanese and Egyptian girls were overheard of the streets saying "mommy, why does the team in blue always hold and tackle the team in white before the team in white has a chance to get the ball?" The little darling girls mothers responded "It has happened for years now, and the blue team actually won a Super Bowl as a result of that illegal activity." Young girls - "Mommy, what does illegal mean?" Mom - "Well, hunnie, it means that an event, action, etc is not allowed to occur since written rules say what you can and can not do." Girls - "Is New England above the law." Mom - "They should not be, but that a-hole of an NFL commissioner allows this disgrace for East Coast teams and other large-market teams."
The Super Bowl is February 1st, but it is most likely that the Defense will still be in jail at that time. Rumor has it that Andy Katzenmoyer may join the New England squad in order for there to be 11 guys on the Defensive side of the ball.
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Re: CNN Breaking News: Patriots D Charged With Rap
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Ahhhhhhhhhh, I don't even care if we win the Superbowl now, I'm just travelling around to Colts and Patriots boards and saving to file all of the Colts fans whining and pregnant doging about how they got screwed. I think this one will be at the top of the list though.
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